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▶ Keitaro Urashima : Let's just give it up.	(0:04:22.68)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : That's not what I meant.	(0:04:29.89)
▶ EXTRA : - Motoko-sama! - Wait for us, Aoyama-senpai!	(0:04:34.59)
▶ EXTRA : Traing camp must have been tough!	(0:04:37.29)
▶ EXTRA : Let me take your bags for you!	(0:04:39.16)
▶ EXTRA : The three days you were gone\nfelt like three years!	(0:04:40.90)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Stop following me!	(0:04:45.40)
▶ Kimiaki Shirai : Hey, check them out!	(0:04:47.84)
▶ Masayuki Haitani : Hello there, cute ladies! Where are you off to?	(0:04:51.01)
▶ Masayuki Haitani : Hey, are you doing\nanything right now?	(0:04:55.08)
▶ Kimiaki Shirai : Care to join us for some karaoke?	(0:04:57.28)
▶ EXTRA : Who do you think you are?	(0:04:59.55)
▶ EXTRA : Losers.	(0:05:00.85)
▶ EXTRA : Go away!	(0:05:01.95)
▶ Kimiaki Shirai : Oh, come on,\ndon't be so mean!	(0:05:03.35)
▶ Masayuki Haitani : Come on, please!	(0:05:05.55)
▶ Masayuki Haitani : How 'bout it?	(0:05:07.89)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Ow...	(0:05:20.90)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You!	(0:05:26.81)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : It is the act of hooligans\nwith heads full of lust...	(0:05:27.94)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : ...to attempt to seduce\ninnocent, young women...	(0:05:31.48)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : ...and then soil the unblemished skin\nof a maiden with their sordid hands!	(0:05:33.62)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Have you no shame?!	(0:05:37.05)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : I'm sorry about that, but you\ndidn't have to go and attack us...	(0:05:38.59)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Are you talking back\nto me, you weakiing?!	(0:05:43.29)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : I... can't breathe...	(0:05:46.53)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Wha...?	(0:05:53.84)
▶ EXTRA : Wonderful!	(0:06:09.05)
▶ EXTRA : Magnificent!	(0:06:10.69)
▶ EXTRA : Is something the matter? Aoyama-senpai, your face is beet red...	(0:06:12.09)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : It's nothing!	(0:06:16.83)
▶ EXTRA : Aoyama-senpai?	(0:06:20.80)
▶ EXTRA : Aoyama-sama!	(0:06:21.96)
▶ EXTRA : Aoyama-senpai, please wait!	(0:06:23.40)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : The fearsome Kendo Girl...	(0:06:26.37)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Damn it!	(0:06:35.94)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Why does this stuff\nonly happen to me?	(0:06:38.18)
▶ EXTRA : Weak.	(0:06:41.35)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Wha...?	(0:06:56.30)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : What's Kendo Girl doing here?!	(0:07:10.98)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You bastard!	(0:07:12.98)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You followed me here, didn't you?!	(0:07:14.88)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : No, no, you've got it all wrong! I live here!	(0:07:17.29)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Spare me your feeble lies! This is a girls' dormitory!	(0:07:21.99)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : Urashima-san, is something...	(0:07:25.76)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : Uh, I'm sorry... I mean...	(0:07:30.17)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Hey, what's going on?	(0:07:34.97)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : T-That strange person is\ntrying to hurt Urashima-san!	(0:07:36.71)
▶ Kaolla Su : Hey, Motoko!	(0:07:39.51)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : What's all the fuss?	(0:07:41.44)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Motoko-chan!	(0:07:44.05)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I-It's a stalker! A stalker snuck in!	(0:07:45.21)
▶ Mitsune Konno : That's our Tokyo U boy.	(0:07:48.15)
▶ Kaolla Su : He's the manager! Our apartment manager!	(0:07:50.45)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : This is absolutely unacceptable!	(0:07:55.19)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Come on now, Motoko-chan. Don't get worked up.	(0:07:57.16)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : It's outrageous for a young man\nto reside in a girls' dormitory,	(0:08:00.63)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : especially now that we\nhave a new resident!	(0:08:03.10)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : I-lf you're worried about me,	(0:08:09.24)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : I don't mind if Urashima-senpai stays here...	(0:08:12.24)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Me, neither.	(0:08:16.11)
▶ Mitsune Konno : He's gonna be a lawyer or a\nsuccessful businessman someday.	(0:08:17.61)
▶ Mitsune Konno : He won't do anything stupid.	(0:08:20.85)
▶ Kaolla Su : Plus, he's a Tokyo U student!	(0:08:22.35)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Uh-huh!	(0:08:24.15)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : How can you vouch for him just\nbecause he goes to Tokyo U?	(0:08:26.22)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Well, it's a feeling.	(0:08:29.69)
▶ Kaolla Su : Yeah, and he's Keitaro!	(0:08:31.66)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Uh-huh.	(0:08:33.36)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Those aren't valid reasons!	(0:08:34.76)
▶ Mitsune Konno : If he does anything, we'll\njust make him pay, okay?	(0:08:36.77)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Right?	(0:08:41.30)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : If I do something...? Make me pay?	(0:08:42.17)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Naru-senpai!	(0:08:45.07)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : What choice do we have?	(0:08:46.38)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : No one else wants to be\nour apartment manager.	(0:08:47.98)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Preposterous...!	(0:08:50.68)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Well, you did say that you'd go\nalong with whatever we decided.	(0:08:52.18)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Oh, man... This is gonna be trouble.	(0:09:11.40)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : Uh... If we don't do something...	(0:09:13.54)
▶ Kaolla Su : Better watch your back, Keitaro!	(0:09:15.57)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : She comes from a long\nline of sword masters...	(0:09:19.27)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : ...that lives deep in the\nmountains of Kyoto.	(0:09:22.24)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Her swordsmanship\nis second to none.	(0:09:25.08)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : She's so good that their elders granted her\nfull mastership at the age of 15!	(0:09:27.22)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Full mastership...?	(0:09:32.19)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : One strike of her deadly blade can\nrend the heavens and crush boulders.	(0:09:33.96)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Supposedly, Motoko's family of swordsmen dates back to elite fighting teams...	(0:09:38.09)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : ...which were founded in Kyoto a long time\nago to fight demons and evil spirits.	(0:09:42.36)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : I-Is that for real?	(0:09:48.44)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Fact or fiction, I don't know.	(0:09:50.57)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : But if you value your life,\ndon't cross her.	(0:09:52.57)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : W-What's a girl like that doing here?	(0:09:56.21)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : She has her reasons, I guess.	(0:09:58.88)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : But Raika High is famous\nfor its girls' kendo.	(0:10:01.02)
▶ Kaolla Su : She said something about\nmarital arts field training!	(0:10:04.25)
▶ Mitsune Konno : She said that having men around\ndistracts her from her training.	(0:10:06.46)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : Anyway, we have to get\nher to agree somehow!	(0:10:09.46)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : You know, maybe I'll try later.	(0:10:36.71)
▶ Mitsune Konno : What're you saying? It's part of your job to\nestablish a consensus among the tenants!	(0:10:39.55)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : I suppose... All right, here goes.	(0:10:44.42)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Scoundrel!	(0:10:58.27)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Ow...	(0:11:05.97)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You! You have some nerve!	(0:11:08.48)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : No, no! I just came to talk!	(0:11:10.51)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I'm not interested\nin talking with you!	(0:11:13.85)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : But as the manager,\nit's my job to...	(0:11:15.98)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I've already told you that I do not\naccept you as our apartment manager!	(0:11:18.95)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Motoko-chan!	(0:11:25.46)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : How dare you!	(0:11:36.14)
▶ EXTRA : Is he dead?	(0:11:44.31)
▶ EXTRA : Looks like he's alive.	(0:11:45.35)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : Urashima-san...	(0:11:46.68)
▶ Kaolla Su : Keitaro, did the Earth look\nblue from up there?	(0:11:48.52)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Pull yourself together!	(0:11:55.49)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : Urashima-san! Urashima-san!	(0:11:56.76)
▶ Kaolla Su : Keitaro, you pretending to be asleep?	(0:11:59.13)
▶ EXTRA : Sister!	(0:12:09.97)
▶ EXTRA : Sister!	(0:12:16.95)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : What are you doing?	(0:12:23.15)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Well, I...	(0:12:25.75)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Why? Why is it thatjust making\neye contact with Urashima...	(0:12:39.50)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : ...makes me feel lightheaded\nand unable to breathe?	(0:12:42.60)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Just looking at him\nmakes my heart race.	(0:12:47.11)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : It can't be!	(0:12:54.28)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : But what other explanation is there?	(0:12:55.88)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Could this be what those\nfilms and novels call...	(0:13:00.49)
▶ EXTRA : Love.	(0:13:03.09)
▶ EXTRA : Love.	(0:13:04.93)
▶ EXTRA : It's love.	(0:13:06.40)
▶ EXTRA : It must be love.	(0:13:08.00)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Love? This is love?!	(0:13:10.17)
▶ EXTRA : That's right. First love.	(0:13:12.37)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : First love...?	(0:13:17.54)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I refuse to accept it!	(0:13:22.18)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Just got a chill...	(0:13:26.62)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : I can't take this kind of\npunishment every day...	(0:13:30.32)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I cannot accept having\na male apartment manager!	(0:13:38.56)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Just calm down. Granny Hina picked him.	(0:13:41.26)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : She did?	(0:13:44.90)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Besides, I think the mood here has\nchanged for the better since he came.	(0:13:46.20)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : It's like we can be more\nopen with each other.	(0:13:51.27)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Where does this lead to?	(0:13:57.41)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : K-Kei...	(0:13:59.98)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Narusegawa?	(0:14:01.88)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Why, you...!	(0:14:14.46)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Secret Arts! Air Splitting Sword!	(0:14:20.30)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I see you've finally\nrevealed your true nature!	(0:14:24.31)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : How dare you make a hole in the\nceiling to create a peephole!	(0:14:26.48)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : As I thought, you truly are a despicable,\nlecherous, immoral pervert!	(0:14:29.81)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : W-Wait, it's all a mistake!	(0:14:34.48)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You still dare to make excuses...?!	(0:14:36.95)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Wait!	(0:14:39.19)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : This hole's always been here.	(0:14:40.83)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Naru-senpai?	(0:14:43.33)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : I kept it because it was pretty handy\nwhen Granny lived down there.	(0:14:45.00)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : B-But to have a vulgar brute\nlike this down there...	(0:14:48.93)
▶ Mitsune Konno : What do you have\nagainst Keitaro, anyway?	(0:14:53.21)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : Aoyama-san, you're too rash.	(0:14:55.61)
▶ Kaolla Su : Keitaro's totally barbecued!	(0:14:58.01)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I'm doing this for all our sakes.	(0:15:00.98)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : But the thing is, Hinata Apartments\nis in serious need of a manager.	(0:15:02.85)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : No... I won't accept this!	(0:15:06.92)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Never!	(0:15:10.89)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I'll never agree to it!	(0:15:13.19)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Never...	(0:15:14.99)
▶ Kaolla Su : You know, Motoko, people\ncatch colds when they...	(0:15:26.61)
▶ Kaolla Su : ...get soaked in the rain and swing their\nswords around when it's chilly outside.	(0:15:29.27)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : A cold?	(0:15:34.81)
▶ Kaolla Su : Yep. A cold.	(0:15:35.65)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I see...	(0:15:37.25)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : So it wasn't love...?	(0:15:40.09)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Thank goodness\nit wasn't first love...	(0:15:44.89)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Urashima Keitaro!	(0:15:59.40)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You took advantage of my delicate heart\nwhile I was taken ill with a fever!	(0:16:01.17)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : How contemptible! What treacherous cruelty!	(0:16:04.81)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Damn you, Urashima! How dare you defile my pristine heart...	(0:16:07.81)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : ...with the notion that you\nmight be my first love!	(0:16:10.18)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You will pay for this!	(0:16:12.75)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I'll make you pay if it's the last thing I do!	(0:16:13.47)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : The tea twig is floating upright! That means good luck is coming my way!	(0:16:16.82)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Urashima!	(0:16:21.59)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Can I help you?	(0:16:23.23)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Face me, Urashima! I challenge you to a duel!	(0:16:24.80)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Huh? A duel?	(0:16:27.63)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Spare me your babbling!	(0:16:29.53)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : If you win this duel, I shall accept\nyou as our apartment manager.	(0:16:31.80)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : However, if I win...	(0:16:36.41)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : l-lf you win...?	(0:16:38.48)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I'll become the manager! Then you'll no longer be needed here!	(0:16:39.68)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You will leave at once!	(0:16:44.45)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Are you all right?	(0:16:54.99)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I won't be taken in by your tricks!	(0:16:56.60)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You take me for a fool\nbecause I avoid men!	(0:16:57.90)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : How dare you make\na mockery of me!	(0:17:01.80)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Why, you...!	(0:17:16.95)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Urashima!	(0:17:18.18)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Ow...	(0:17:23.09)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : What's going on?!	(0:17:24.06)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Well, Motoko stormed in and\nstarted going on about a duel.	(0:17:25.52)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : A duel?	(0:17:28.33)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : There you are!	(0:17:31.80)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You trampled on the\ninnocent heart of a maiden!	(0:17:33.43)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Come back here!	(0:17:39.47)
▶ Mitsune Konno : What's going on?	(0:17:48.91)
▶ Kaolla Su : It's Keitaro!	(0:17:53.69)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Come back here!	(0:17:58.32)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : You have nowhere left to run.	(0:18:25.62)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Prepare to die!	(0:18:27.69)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Look out!	(0:18:30.62)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Are you okay?	(0:18:50.11)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Let go!	(0:18:57.38)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Careful! Stop that!	(0:18:58.38)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Stop that!	(0:19:01.49)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Let go! I'd sooner drown in the\nhot spring than be saved by you!	(0:19:03.76)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : You've got a fever! Why are you going\nout of your way to make it worse?	(0:19:08.76)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : That's none of your concern!	(0:19:12.00)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Yes it is! I'm...	(0:19:13.77)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : I'm...	(0:19:16.94)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : I'm the Hinata Apartments manager!	(0:19:19.47)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : You can do it!	(0:19:26.04)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : Urashima!	(0:19:36.09)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Wow, looks like he's still alive.	(0:19:41.23)
▶ Kaolla Su : Keitaro, you're indestructible!	(0:19:44.16)
▶ Mitsune Konno : See? All's well that ends well.	(0:19:52.57)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : So, everybody who lives\nhere is back now.	(0:19:55.44)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : I'm gonna work even harder now!	(0:19:58.34)
▶ Kaolla Su : What's this? Look, I found something!	(0:20:02.45)
▶ Mitsune Konno : What is it?	(0:20:05.08)
▶ Naru Narusegawa : Looks like a student I.D.	(0:20:06.55)
▶ Shinobu Maehara : But who does it belong to?	(0:20:08.25)
▶ Mitsune Konno : ＂Preparatory school\nstudent identification＂...	(0:20:09.99)
▶ Mitsune Konno : Urashima Keitaro?!	(0:20:13.69)
▶ Keitaro Urashima : Am I coming down\nwith something?	(0:20:21.07)
▶ Motoko Aoyama : I still have my eye on you, Urashima Keitaro...	(0:20:23.17)

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