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▶ Konata Izumi : Well, let's get going.	(0:00:00.87)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Let's go!	(0:00:02.37)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Stop messing around and start!	(0:00:03.95)
▶ EXTRA : On your mark!	(0:01:31.98)
▶ EXTRA : Get set!	(0:01:33.69)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You've done it again, Kona-chan.	(0:01:44.57)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That was amazing.	(0:01:45.83)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : How come you aren't on any sports teams...	(0:01:47.70)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...when you're so athletic?	(0:01:49.54)
▶ Konata Izumi : 'Cause if I join a team...	(0:01:52.17)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...I'll miss my prime time anime.	(0:01:54.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : Say, Tsukasa.	(0:02:07.35)
▶ Konata Izumi : Which end of a choco-cornet do you start from?	(0:02:08.56)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : The head, I suppose.	(0:02:12.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : I see.	(0:02:14.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : By the way...	(0:02:16.13)
▶ Konata Izumi : Which side's the head?	(0:02:17.13)
▶ Konata Izumi : The fat end or the thin end?	(0:02:18.34)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I would guess the thin end.	(0:02:21.07)
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh.	(0:02:24.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : I thought it was the fat end.	(0:02:25.83)
▶ Konata Izumi : But why would the thin end be the head?	(0:02:29.37)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Well, doesn't it look like a seashell?	(0:02:31.50)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why did you think it was the fat end, Kona-chan?	(0:02:33.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : 'Cause, you know...	(0:02:36.01)
▶ Konata Izumi : It looks like a caterpillar?	(0:02:36.97)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : A caterpillar?	(0:02:38.90)
▶ Konata Izumi : But I guess it works better if you picture a seashell.	(0:02:39.97)
▶ Miyuki Takara : U-Um...	(0:02:59.40)
▶ Miyuki Takara : You could cut off the thin end...	(0:03:01.40)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...and eat it with the excess chocolate.	(0:03:03.16)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Now I get it.	(0:03:07.07)
▶ Konata Izumi : Good thinking, Miyuki-san.	(0:03:12.08)
▶ Konata Izumi : You're so smart.	(0:03:13.67)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Not at all.	(0:03:14.94)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Everyone has their own approach to eating.	(0:03:15.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : How do you eat cream puffs?	(0:03:18.44)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Cream puffs, you ask?	(0:03:21.09)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Well...	(0:03:22.82)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I start by splitting it in half...	(0:03:23.99)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...and eating the lid after dipping it in the cream from the bottom...	(0:03:26.39)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And then I eat the bottom half.	(0:03:29.64)
▶ Miyuki Takara : This way, I don't have to worry about any cream spilling out...	(0:03:33.40)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...while maintaining a balance between cream and puff.	(0:03:36.69)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What about the ones that have both custard and cream inside?	(0:03:41.65)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : How do you eat those?	(0:03:45.33)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Do you mix them up?	(0:03:47.08)
▶ Miyuki Takara : No.	(0:03:48.08)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I wouldn't do such a thing.	(0:03:48.70)
▶ Miyuki Takara : But how would you mix them?	(0:03:51.32)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Just asking.	(0:03:53.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : When do you eat the strawberry on a strawberry shortcake...	(0:03:55.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...or the chestnut on top of a Mont Blanc?	(0:03:57.25)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Let's see...	(0:03:59.51)
▶ Miyuki Takara : There are also strawberries tucked between layers of sponge cake.	(0:04:01.18)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I follow a normal distribution of strawberry, cream, and cake as I eat.	(0:04:05.89)
▶ Miyuki Takara : So there isn't a set time for eating the strawberry.	(0:04:11.85)
▶ Konata Izumi : You really know your stuff.	(0:04:16.56)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I always save the strawberry for last.	(0:04:18.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : But then I get full sometimes...	(0:04:21.95)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I end up not eating it...	(0:04:24.45)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...or someone in my family takes it.	(0:04:25.99)
▶ Konata Izumi : Your favorites gotta come first.	(0:04:27.95)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Actually, I don't think I've ever seen anyone take a strawberry from onee-chan.	(0:04:31.08)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's Kagami for you.	(0:04:35.13)
▶ Konata Izumi : Doesn't miss a step.	(0:04:36.08)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Are you able to eat the last bite of a popsicle without dropping it?	(0:04:37.29)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Dropping it?	(0:04:41.72)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : If you aren't careful...	(0:04:43.13)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...you drop the last bit, right?	(0:04:46.59)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What do you do, Kona-chan?	(0:04:49.09)
▶ Konata Izumi : Suck it down to nothing.	(0:04:50.56)
▶ Miyuki Takara : You could rotate the popsicle as you eat.	(0:04:53.05)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's a good idea.	(0:04:56.31)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm not very fond of ice cream cones.	(0:04:57.56)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Why?	(0:05:01.14)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I can't stand it when only the cone is left.	(0:05:03.06)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's right.	(0:05:06.07)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You always end up with some cone left.	(0:05:07.16)
▶ Konata Izumi : I push the ice cream into the cone as I eat.	(0:05:09.37)
▶ Miyuki Takara : How do you push the ice cream?	(0:05:14.82)
▶ Konata Izumi : I do a little ~gui gui~ action as I eat.	(0:05:16.96)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ~gui gui~, is it?	(0:05:19.66)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yuki-chan prioritizes balance, right?	(0:05:21.75)
▶ Miyuki Takara : That's right.	(0:05:24.05)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then what do you do with curry rice?	(0:05:25.20)
▶ Konata Izumi : Do you mix the sauce with the rice?	(0:05:27.30)
▶ Miyuki Takara : No.	(0:05:29.34)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I don't mix them...	(0:05:30.10)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...but I make sure that they're equally proportioned.	(0:05:31.85)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I mix mine up.	(0:05:33.80)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What about you, Kona-chan?	(0:05:35.52)
▶ Konata Izumi : Depends on the curry.	(0:05:36.56)
▶ Konata Izumi : If there's any sauce or raw egg in it...	(0:05:37.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...I guess I'll sometimes mix it.	(0:05:40.50)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Sauce in curry?	(0:05:42.02)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's delicious.	(0:05:43.73)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Do you also put sauce on your fried eggs?	(0:05:44.78)
▶ Konata Izumi : I put soy sauce on fried eggs.	(0:05:47.61)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I use mayonnaise.	(0:05:50.15)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Not on your boiled eggs but on your fried eggs?	(0:05:52.12)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You see, mayonnaise...	(0:05:55.72)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...goes well with most egg dishes.	(0:05:56.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : Do you put it on your curry?	(0:05:58.88)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's a must on white rice.	(0:06:01.54)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : But the sweetness also goes well with udons.	(0:06:03.63)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's also good with parent-child bowls.	(0:06:06.59)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You know how eggs and chicken meat are child and parent.	(0:06:08.17)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : So once I add mayonnaise, which is made from eggs...	(0:06:10.66)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...I call it an expanded family bowl.	(0:06:14.12)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Also...	(0:06:18.18)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I usually can't stand natto...	(0:06:19.06)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but I can eat it after I add mayonnaise.	(0:06:20.65)
▶ Konata Izumi : Can't imagine it.	(0:06:23.18)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : But...	(0:06:24.81)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...putting mayonnaise on soft-boiled eggs might be best.	(0:06:25.61)
▶ Konata Izumi : The fried eggs at my house are also half-done.	(0:06:29.78)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's how my otou-san likes them.	(0:06:33.33)
▶ Konata Izumi : He likes to suck out the yolk.	(0:06:35.33)
▶ Konata Izumi : And if it's overcooked, he can't suck the yolk.	(0:06:38.87)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : How do you eat yakitori?	(0:06:42.75)
▶ Konata Izumi : What do you mean how?	(0:06:44.67)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Do you eat it right off the skewer?	(0:06:45.84)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Or do you use chopsticks to take it off?	(0:06:47.47)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Let's see...	(0:06:49.68)
▶ Miyuki Takara : If I'm eating one by myself, I'll leave it on the skewer.	(0:06:51.14)
▶ Miyuki Takara : But if I'm with other people, I'll take it off.	(0:06:54.27)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Yeah, yeah.	(0:06:56.68)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Isn't it a little awkward when there's only one left?	(0:06:57.92)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I can't bring myself to take the last one.	(0:07:01.43)
▶ Konata Izumi : As time goes by without anyone eating it...	(0:07:04.07)
▶ Konata Izumi : It starts getting dry...	(0:07:07.90)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and looking anything but appetizing...	(0:07:09.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and nobody really wants it anymore...	(0:07:11.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but when the server takes it, you go...	(0:07:12.81)
▶ Konata Izumi : "Wait, we're not done with that yet."	(0:07:13.89)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...kinda on reflex.	(0:07:15.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : But then you end up leaving without eating it.	(0:07:17.66)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Such a waste.	(0:07:20.46)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I feel sorry for it.	(0:07:22.02)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And with yakiniku...	(0:07:24.91)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...I feel sorry for the meat that's all charred and stuck to the grill.	(0:07:26.21)
▶ Miyuki Takara : You have to eat while you're grilling and chatting...	(0:07:29.88)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...so it's a busy ordeal.	(0:07:33.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's even worse with onion beef tongue slices since they're done in no time.	(0:07:35.22)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're right.	(0:07:38.98)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : They're already done after only one flip.	(0:07:40.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : Flip?	(0:07:43.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : Onion beef tongue slices?	(0:07:45.73)
▶ Konata Izumi : You shouldn't flip those over!	(0:07:47.25)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Really?	(0:07:50.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : If you flip them over...	(0:07:51.44)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...the onions on top will fall off.	(0:07:52.82)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Oh, yeah.	(0:07:55.69)
▶ Konata Izumi : You don't need to flip it over. They'll finish cooking from roasting just one side.	(0:07:56.74)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I see...	(0:08:01.54)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'll do that from now on.	(0:08:02.58)
▶ Konata Izumi : You should never flip them over.	(0:08:04.25)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Is that so?	(0:08:06.55)
▶ Konata Izumi : By the way, between the fat or thin end, which is the head of a choco-cornet?	(0:08:13.13)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Super bad boy.	(0:08:17.97)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : There've been a bunch of kidnapping cases recently.	(0:08:20.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Guys forcing girls to address them as "Master" and stuff.	(0:08:22.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : Isn't that less an issue of morals...	(0:08:27.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and more an issue of playing too many dating sims and adult games?	(0:08:29.51)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's a commonly used scenario.	(0:08:32.68)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't you talking about yourself?!	(0:08:34.35)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Er, wait a second.	(0:08:38.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why are you so well versed in the adult game scenarios...	(0:08:39.39)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...Miss High School Second-year?	(0:08:41.44)
▶ Konata Izumi : Your grades are always so good.	(0:08:48.25)
▶ Konata Izumi : Don't you have any faults, Miyuki-san?	(0:08:52.33)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm ashamed to say...	(0:08:55.09)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...that I have a tendency to brood over things...	(0:08:56.72)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...or space out.	(0:08:59.25)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I've cut my finger while using a slicer.	(0:09:01.51)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Ow!	(0:09:03.93)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And tripped over myself while in a hurry.	(0:09:04.68)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And gotten my bag stuck in the door on a train.	(0:09:08.20)
▶ Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san.	(0:09:12.74)
▶ Konata Izumi : Those aren't faults, but elements of moe.	(0:09:13.99)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Moe?	(0:09:17.90)
▶ Konata Izumi : The clumsy factor.	(0:09:18.58)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What was going on inside Kona-chan's head during all that?!	(0:09:19.83)
▶ Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san, why do you wear glasses when you're actually attractive?	(0:09:23.32)
▶ Konata Izumi : You can only target a niche audience.	(0:09:26.38)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Target's a little...	(0:09:28.59)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Setting aside the issue of popularity...	(0:09:30.16)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...why don't you wear contacts?	(0:09:32.59)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I heard that glasses make your vision worse.	(0:09:34.30)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Um...	(0:09:37.01)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm ashamed to be saying this in high school...	(0:09:37.97)
▶ Miyuki Takara : B-But...	(0:09:41.24)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm...	(0:09:42.50)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Scared!	(0:09:43.87)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Of contacts!	(0:09:45.10)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Or to be specific...	(0:09:46.56)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...putting things in my eyes.	(0:09:47.81)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I can never open my eyes when I'm underwater.	(0:09:50.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : Damn!	(0:09:52.78)
▶ Konata Izumi : She's cute to the core!	(0:09:53.61)
▶ Konata Izumi : Must be innate.	(0:09:55.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : Isn't that Miyuki-san?	(0:09:57.34)
▶ Konata Izumi : Is she here for an eye examination?	(0:10:00.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : To get contacts?	(0:10:01.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : Miyuki-san's probably better off this way forever.	(0:10:05.95)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That looked painful...	(0:10:09.08)
▶ Konata Izumi : She's a living monument.	(0:10:10.19)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami's at home with a cold?	(0:10:14.29)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : For now it looks like she doesn't have the flu though.	(0:10:17.04)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm stupid, so I don't have to worry about getting the flu.	(0:10:20.18)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I've heard that applies to colds...	(0:10:24.72)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but it also applies to the flu?	(0:10:26.23)
▶ Konata Izumi : There's a difference between a cold and the flu?	(0:10:30.77)
▶ Konata Izumi : I thought the flu was like a super cold.	(0:10:33.03)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I-I think they're different...	(0:10:35.28)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : But now I'm not sure anymore...	(0:10:37.86)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The difference between the flu and a cold?	(0:10:41.94)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Well...	(0:10:45.53)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The flu is caused by a virus.	(0:10:47.20)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The symptoms are a fever and aching throughout the body.	(0:10:49.71)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And there is a risk of complications.	(0:10:53.00)
▶ Miyuki Takara : On the other hand...	(0:10:55.88)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...the symptoms of a cold are a sore throat and runny nose...	(0:10:56.67)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...and the fever doesn't run as high.	(0:10:59.26)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And there are a number of other minute differences.	(0:11:01.39)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Which is why...	(0:11:05.47)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...they are different illnesses.	(0:11:06.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : I see...	(0:11:09.22)
▶ Miyuki Takara : H-However...	(0:11:11.45)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Well, they share many similarities...	(0:11:12.89)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...so you could possibly say that the flu is an upgraded version of a cold...	(0:11:15.40)
▶ Konata Izumi : I see!	(0:11:19.28)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan.	(0:11:22.40)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : What's with the pensive face?	(0:11:22.95)
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh, nothing big but...	(0:11:25.29)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...I was concerned over our conversation this morning.	(0:11:27.16)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : About a cold and the flu?	(0:11:29.78)
▶ Konata Izumi : You didn't disagree when I said I was dumb.	(0:11:31.71)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : N-No!	(0:11:35.34)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's not like that!	(0:11:36.17)
▶ Miki Hiiragi : Konata-chan.	(0:11:42.88)
▶ Miki Hiiragi : Welcome.	(0:11:44.01)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : She's here to visit onee-chan.	(0:11:44.97)
▶ Miki Hiiragi : Thank you for visiting.	(0:11:47.84)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's nothing.	(0:11:49.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sorry to intrude.	(0:11:49.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami actually looks pretty cute when she's asleep.	(0:11:56.39)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What is it?!	(0:11:59.08)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why are you here?!	(0:11:59.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : She's up. She's up.	(0:12:00.33)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Get out!	(0:12:00.80)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Visiting?	(0:12:02.40)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You?	(0:12:03.20)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : For my sake?	(0:12:04.03)
▶ Konata Izumi : That's right.	(0:12:05.78)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : B-But I don't want you to catch the flu from me.	(0:12:06.70)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I appreciate the thought though.	(0:12:08.87)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hah.	(0:12:10.95)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You know you're happy about it.	(0:12:11.58)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Is she worried about me...	(0:12:13.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...because of the new virus going around?	(0:12:15.54)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I figured she only ever had games and anime on her mind.	(0:12:17.76)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm a little touched.	(0:12:21.68)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well...	(0:12:25.09)
▶ Konata Izumi : I wanted to see your homework from the other day.	(0:12:25.60)
▶ Konata Izumi : And you showed me a really cute sleeping face...	(0:12:28.50)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...so don't sweat it.	(0:12:30.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Go home!	(0:12:31.68)
▶ Miki Hiiragi : Kagami!	(0:12:34.01)
▶ Miki Hiiragi : Miyuki-chan's here to visit you!	(0:12:35.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Okay!	(0:12:38.27)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I'm sorry to intrude.	(0:12:39.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Sorry you had to come on a day off.	(0:12:41.27)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Is it all right for you to be up?	(0:12:43.11)
▶ Miyuki Takara : This is a little something.	(0:12:45.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Thanks.	(0:12:45.75)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm a lot better now.	(0:12:46.86)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : My fever went down after I took some medicine.	(0:12:48.54)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Here.	(0:12:50.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Flowers and fruits! I'm overjoyed!	(0:12:51.41)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Have a seat.	(0:12:53.91)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Thank you very much.	(0:12:54.96)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I intended to visit earlier with Izumi-san and everyone...	(0:12:56.70)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...but my schedule hasn't been very forgiving.	(0:13:00.55)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's okay.	(0:13:03.22)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I brought some materials from the student council meeting.	(0:13:04.84)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Thanks!	(0:13:08.35)
▶ Miyuki Takara : If you could take a quick glance without straining yourself...	(0:13:09.93)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Also, here are the budgets for each club.	(0:13:14.85)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And what else was there...	(0:13:18.19)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Um...	(0:13:20.86)
▶ Miyuki Takara : If I'm tiring you out...	(0:13:22.35)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...I'll leave.	(0:13:24.36)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : This is how a visit's supposed to be!	(0:13:26.15)
▶ Miyuki Takara : D-Did something happen?	(0:13:28.28)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Actually, Konata showed up yesterday...	(0:13:30.70)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It was like, good grief.	(0:13:34.62)
▶ Miyuki Takara : That may just be how Izumi-san expresses herself.	(0:13:36.25)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The homework may have been an attempt at humor...	(0:13:40.71)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...in order to cheer you up.	(0:13:42.97)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And perhaps she saw how your face looked while you were sleeping...	(0:13:46.26)
▶ Miyuki Takara : ...because she didn't want to wake you up.	(0:13:50.01)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Is this woman a saint?!	(0:13:52.18)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That would've never occurred to me.	(0:13:54.14)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Come to think of it...	(0:13:56.10)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Is Tsukasa-san not here today?	(0:13:57.27)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Good morning.	(0:14:00.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Onee-chan, are you feeling any better?	(0:14:02.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : As you can see...	(0:14:09.11)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : She's more laid-back than the person who's sick.	(0:14:10.16)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : U-Um...	(0:14:13.70)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm not like this every morning...	(0:14:15.04)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Just that I haven't really adjusted to daylight savings...	(0:14:17.08)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's a little late, but welcome.	(0:14:20.62)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I completely understand.	(0:14:22.66)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I've been having a hard time waking up as well.	(0:14:24.05)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Th-That's right.	(0:14:26.68)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You get so sleepy these days.	(0:14:28.30)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Indeed.	(0:14:29.89)
▶ Miyuki Takara : And it's especially warm today.	(0:14:31.35)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's the truth!	(0:14:34.18)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It can't be helped.	(0:14:35.10)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : And you know how our last day off was also warm?	(0:14:36.68)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : When I woke up, it was already evening.	(0:14:40.14)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I spent most of the time sleeping.	(0:14:43.03)
▶ Miyuki Takara : It's good to rest when you have a day off.	(0:14:45.24)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : So I ended up wearing my pajamas the whole day.	(0:14:48.03)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I guess I still am.	(0:14:51.61)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Those are pajamas?	(0:14:53.74)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : That's right.	(0:14:56.78)
▶ Miyuki Takara : They're quite adorable.	(0:14:57.87)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I can't tell that they're pajamas.	(0:14:59.58)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Really?	(0:15:01.21)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I wonder if I can just stay in them.	(0:15:02.83)
▶ Miyuki Takara : You could walk outside in them.	(0:15:05.17)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Could I go into a convenience store in these?	(0:15:07.19)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's like an endless loop of dumb and dumber!	(0:15:08.21)
▶ Miyuki Takara : Nobody would blink an eye.	(0:15:09.20)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's gone up a little...	(0:15:12.59)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : No.	(0:15:15.38)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That might not be the case.	(0:15:16.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm wearing a wired bra with extra padding...	(0:15:17.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...which means extra weight.	(0:15:20.10)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That has to be it.	(0:15:21.73)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I wonder how many grams that adds.	(0:15:22.69)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Once you subtract that...	(0:15:24.78)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's over...	(0:15:29.11)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I totally screwed up.	(0:15:30.94)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I forgot we had examinations today...	(0:15:32.26)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I wore my character print underwear.	(0:15:34.10)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : I'm so embarrassed!	(0:15:36.79)
▶ Konata Izumi : I haven't grown at all...	(0:15:39.91)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Damn it!	(0:15:42.67)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You get to look all happy by yourself!	(0:15:43.46)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Yo.	(0:15:46.39)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm here.	(0:15:47.59)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Ah, onee-chan.	(0:15:48.46)
▶ Konata Izumi : I was wondering.	(0:15:49.72)
▶ Konata Izumi : Kagami comes here a lot.	(0:15:51.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : Do you have no friends in your class?	(0:15:54.24)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't put me on your level.	(0:15:56.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Are you trying to pick a fight?	(0:15:57.89)
▶ Konata Izumi : Oh.	(0:15:59.18)
▶ Konata Izumi : I thought you were being ostracized or something.	(0:15:59.89)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Worry less about me...	(0:16:01.52)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...and more about your lack of a social life.	(0:16:02.61)
▶ Konata Izumi : You don't have to worry about that.	(0:16:05.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : Believe it or not, I have around a hundred friends.	(0:16:07.53)
▶ Konata Izumi : And I'm pretty good at social dealings.	(0:16:10.45)
▶ Konata Izumi : And I'm in a party every night.	(0:16:13.70)
▶ Konata Izumi : My comrades and I strive to recover the light stolen from the crystals...	(0:16:16.36)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...to save the world from oblivion...	(0:16:19.20)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and rescue kidnapped princesses...	(0:16:21.17)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Aren't you talking about a game?!	(0:16:22.08)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I haven't seen that person in a while.	(0:16:24.02)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Who?	(0:16:26.32)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : She's probably talking about some friend from a game.	(0:16:26.98)
▶ Konata Izumi : He plays a warrior.	(0:16:30.15)
▶ Konata Izumi : He went somewhere with a lot of monsters to train his battle skills, and I haven't seen him since.	(0:16:31.91)
▶ Konata Izumi : I heard from someone else...	(0:16:39.43)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...that he was lying low in the sewers.	(0:16:41.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : I wonder if he's okay.	(0:16:43.69)
▶ Konata Izumi : Everyone's worried since he hasn't come out.	(0:16:45.06)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : He isolated himself in the game?	(0:16:48.32)
▶ Konata Izumi : I don't know the details...	(0:16:50.24)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...but his log-in info implies that he's been online the whole time.	(0:16:51.95)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So he's isolated in both the real and virtual world?!	(0:16:55.91)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, it's the same person in both cases.	(0:16:57.93)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : That's right...	(0:17:00.49)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : How did you two become friends?	(0:17:01.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : A huge fishy-looking foreigner was about to take Tsukasa away...	(0:17:04.87)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...when I happened to show up.	(0:17:09.46)
▶ Konata Izumi : Using my special fists of fury...	(0:17:11.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...and beautiful hurricane kick...	(0:17:13.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...I saved her.	(0:17:15.43)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why do we always end up talking about games?	(0:17:16.76)
▶ Konata Izumi : Well, that's what happens when you run into an experienced fighter.	(0:17:19.50)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I'm not sure you should've resorted to violence so quickly...	(0:17:23.31)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...but you did a good thing.	(0:17:25.56)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : The foreigner was actually just asking me for directions...	(0:17:26.97)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...but I was having a hard time understanding him when Kona-chan showed up...	(0:17:30.57)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Hey!	(0:17:33.61)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You were totally at fault there!	(0:17:34.16)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And why do you look so proud about it?!	(0:17:35.16)
▶ Konata Izumi : It's that time of year again...	(0:17:37.07)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Is something going to happen?	(0:17:40.74)
▶ Konata Izumi : No.	(0:17:42.12)
▶ Konata Izumi : I was thinking that pro baseball season had started.	(0:17:42.75)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Kona-chan you don't like watching sports?	(0:17:45.21)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : You're really athletic...	(0:17:48.63)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : ...so I thought you might enjoy it.	(0:17:50.46)
▶ Konata Izumi : Because if the game goes into extra innings...	(0:17:52.59)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...the schedule for new anime gets all messed up.	(0:17:55.22)
▶ Konata Izumi : Sometimes, the show gets cancelled altogether.	(0:17:58.65)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It sucks when you lose something you like.	(0:18:02.21)
▶ Konata Izumi : When do you eat the strawberry on a strawberry shortcake, Kagami?	(0:18:05.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why you asking?	(0:18:08.69)
▶ Konata Izumi : I was wondering if you were the type to save your favorite for last.	(0:18:09.23)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : I usually eat my favorite stuff last...	(0:18:12.57)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...but with strawberries, it depends on the situation.	(0:18:15.18)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then do you grill both sides of an onion beef tongue?	(0:18:17.35)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Onion beef tongues?	(0:18:19.84)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : It's done in no time anyway...	(0:18:22.18)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...but it'd go even faster if you did both sides.	(0:18:23.89)
▶ Konata Izumi : You can't.	(0:18:25.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : The onions will fall off.	(0:18:26.85)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't you add the onions after the meat's done?	(0:18:28.26)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then the onions won't be grilled.	(0:18:30.98)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : But aren't the onions just a topping?	(0:18:33.39)
▶ Konata Izumi : You don't get it at all...	(0:18:36.32)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : W-Well...	(0:18:38.03)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Wouldn't they both work...?	(0:18:38.83)
▶ Konata Izumi : Is the head of a choco-cornet the fat or thin end...	(0:18:41.13)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...which one do you think it is?	(0:18:43.75)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : The fat end?	(0:18:46.43)
▶ Konata Izumi : We think the same.	(0:18:47.76)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Seriously?	(0:18:49.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then which end do you eat from?	(0:18:50.21)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Don't you cut off the thin end...	(0:18:52.60)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : ...and eat it with the excess chocolate?	(0:18:53.94)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Have you ever made any real-life friends besides us?	(0:19:03.88)
▶ Konata Izumi : I guess I had a really close friend back in middle school.	(0:19:08.99)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So you had one.	(0:19:13.54)
▶ Konata Izumi : I haven't been in touch for a while...	(0:19:15.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : Wonder what she's up to...	(0:19:17.80)
▶ Konata Izumi : She wrote in our graduation book...	(0:19:22.30)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...that her dream was to become a mage.	(0:19:24.97)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : So she was one of your kind?!	(0:19:26.81)
▶ Akira Kogami : Morning luckies!	(0:19:33.73)
▶ Akira Kogami : It's finally time for Lucky Channel!	(0:19:35.39)
▶ Akira Kogami : Now being broadcast on TV!	(0:19:38.24)
▶ Akira Kogami : Okay!	(0:19:40.07)
▶ Akira Kogami : Hello to everyone who's meeting us for the first time!	(0:19:41.07)
▶ Akira Kogami : I'll be your navigator, Kogami Akira.	(0:19:43.08)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Shiraishi.	(0:19:46.49)
▶ Akira Kogami : Who're you?	(0:19:49.28)
▶ Akira Kogami : Just kidding!	(0:19:50.03)
▶ Akira Kogami : This person will be helping me out from now on.	(0:19:51.33)
▶ Akira Kogami : Shiraishi Minoru-san!	(0:19:54.13)
▶ Akira Kogami : Da-dada-dum!	(0:19:55.67)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Uh...	(0:19:57.29)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'll be serving as Akira-sama's assistant.	(0:19:58.22)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm Shiraishi Minoru.	(0:20:00.72)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Nice to meet you.	(0:20:02.39)
▶ Akira Kogami : Oh?	(0:20:03.09)
▶ Akira Kogami : Shiraishi-san you're a bit tense.	(0:20:04.14)
▶ Akira Kogami : Come on.	(0:20:06.01)
▶ Akira Kogami : You're finally on TV now.	(0:20:06.97)
▶ Akira Kogami : Be more crazy!	(0:20:08.60)
▶ Akira Kogami : Just kidding!	(0:20:10.31)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Sorry.	(0:20:10.85)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : I'm not used to this.	(0:20:11.65)
▶ Akira Kogami : Okay!	(0:20:12.56)
▶ Akira Kogami : Even though it's early...	(0:20:13.11)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...but we've already received commemorative postcards from lots of people!	(0:20:14.11)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Ah, right.	(0:20:16.86)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Um...	(0:20:17.86)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : This is from I Love Berry-Kou in Osaka.	(0:20:18.74)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Congratulations on Lucky Channel making it to TV.	(0:20:22.03)
▶ Akira Kogami : Thank you!	(0:20:24.87)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : By the way, I have a question for Akira-san.	(0:20:25.90)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : You are a well-known super idol.	(0:20:28.45)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : How much exactly is an idol paid?	(0:20:31.46)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Please let me know.	(0:20:33.71)
▶ Akira Kogami : Pay?	(0:20:38.37)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : That's a rather direct question.	(0:20:40.75)
▶ Akira Kogami : Y'know...	(0:20:43.80)
▶ Akira Kogami : What's the point in even asking that?	(0:20:45.43)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : A-Akira-sama?	(0:20:47.39)
▶ Akira Kogami : Well, if you really want to know, I'll tell you.	(0:20:48.72)
▶ Akira Kogami : To be frank, it jumps all over.	(0:20:51.12)
▶ Akira Kogami : Sometimes, it's just cheap pay...	(0:20:52.63)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...and then there's your agency.	(0:20:54.38)
▶ Akira Kogami : I'm still on a fixed salary...	(0:20:55.65)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...so who knows how much they're skimming off.	(0:20:57.23)
▶ Akira Kogami : And I've been working since I was three...	(0:21:00.18)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...so all the money still goes to my parents.	(0:21:02.64)
▶ Akira Kogami : I only get a small allowance from them.	(0:21:05.41)
▶ Akira Kogami : And boy, do they skimp.	(0:21:08.08)
▶ Akira Kogami : Come to think of it, Mama's been buying a bunch of name brand purses recently.	(0:21:10.66)
▶ Akira Kogami : Is she paying for that with the money from this show?	(0:21:13.96)
▶ Akira Kogami : Don't mess with me!	(0:21:16.38)
▶ Akira Kogami : Am I supposed to be Cinderella?!	(0:21:17.96)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Wait...	(0:21:18.85)
▶ Akira Kogami : Just because Papa hasn't sent you any money recently...	(0:21:19.76)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Hold on!	(0:21:21.71)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...doesn't make me your piggy bank!	(0:21:22.23)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : You don't have to bring that up!	(0:21:22.49)
▶ Akira Kogami : Oh no!	(0:21:25.63)
▶ Akira Kogami : It's time to say goodbye!	(0:21:26.72)
▶ Akira Kogami : Akira's so sad!	(0:21:28.64)
▶ Akira Kogami : And so...	(0:21:30.27)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...in this segment send us all sorts of questions and praise for me...	(0:21:31.23)
▶ Akira Kogami : ...as well as any comments about the show, please☆!	(0:21:34.80)
▶ Akira Kogami : Shiraishi-san, ask them with a please☆!	(0:21:37.77)
▶ Minoru Shiraishi : Then we hope you'll be back next time.	(0:21:40.64)
▶ Akira Kogami : See ya!	(0:21:43.32)
▶ Akira Kogami : Oh, yeah.	(0:21:45.77)
▶ Akira Kogami : Are you seriously going to show up in the actual show?	(0:21:46.45)
▶ Akira Kogami : Who told you that?	(0:21:49.69)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : The four of us don't karaoke together very often.	(0:21:52.70)
▶ Miyuki Takara : I rarely come to these places.	(0:21:55.31)
▶ Konata Izumi : C'mon. C'mon.	(0:21:58.48)
▶ Konata Izumi : We only have two hours, so start singing!	(0:21:59.34)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You don't need to rush us.	(0:22:01.95)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : We still have time.	(0:22:03.57)
▶ Miyuki Takara : This is kind of exciting.	(0:22:04.91)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It's really fun.	(0:22:07.39)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : It feels really good when you sing.	(0:22:09.10)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Huh?	(0:22:10.93)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Where's the catalog?	(0:22:11.31)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Catalog?	(0:22:12.25)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : The catalog.	(0:22:13.34)
▶ Miyuki Takara : The catalog, is it?	(0:22:14.23)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You know.	(0:22:15.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : The thing with all the song numbers in it.	(0:22:16.10)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : This?	(0:22:18.14)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Yes.	(0:22:18.94)
▶ Konata Izumi : Then I'll start!	(0:22:19.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You move fast!	(0:22:20.98)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : And she already queued up three songs!	(0:22:22.56)
▶ Konata Izumi : It'll be a waste if you don't load up the list.	(0:22:24.19)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : What's this song?	(0:22:29.26)
▶ Konata Izumi : Space Ironmen Kyodain!	(0:22:31.10)
▶ Konata Izumi : You've gotta start with this one!	(0:22:33.78)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Never heard of it.	(0:22:35.81)
▶ Tsukasa Hiiragi : Go for it, Kona-chan!	(0:22:37.36)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Konata!	(0:22:39.02)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : You're too loud!	(0:22:39.98)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Turn it down!	(0:22:42.44)
▶ Kagami Hiiragi : Why does she know this song?	(0:22:45.96)
▶ EXTRA : Well, next time on Lucky Star:	(0:23:22.87)
▶ Konata Izumi : I'm Konata.	(0:23:25.00)
▶ Konata Izumi : So sleepy...	(0:23:26.37)
▶ Konata Izumi : Why am I always so sleepy...	(0:23:27.47)
▶ Konata Izumi : ...the day after I get a lot of sleep?	(0:23:29.92)
▶ Konata Izumi : Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sleeping a lot?	(0:23:32.55)
▶ Konata Izumi : Next time:	(0:23:35.18)
▶ Konata Izumi : Effort and Results.	(0:23:35.87)
▶ EXTRA : Look forward to next time!	(0:23:37.94)

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