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	A Playthrough of a Certain Dude's VRMMO Life - Episode 1

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Earth : Video games are wonderful.	(0:00:07.32)
Earth : I might be a 38-year-old man,	(0:00:09.71)
Earth : but when I'm in a game, I'm young again.	(0:00:11.37)
Earth : And I can do things that I could never do in real life.	(0:00:13.82)
Earth : Okay, time to start by making my character.	(0:00:18.97)
Earth : I'll name him ＂Earth,＂ I guess.	(0:00:22.98)
Earth : Since Daichi's my real name.	(0:00:25.43)
Earth : And I'll make him look... young.	(0:00:26.98)
Earth : He can be the same height as me...	(0:00:29.70)
Earth : And he definitely needs black hair and black eyes.	(0:00:32.48)
Earth : There. That should do it.	(0:00:35.08)
Earth : He doesn't exactly stand out, but I'm not the type to be the main character myself.	(0:00:38.17)
Earth : I'm a salaryman in the real world.	(0:00:45.12)
Earth : I can only play two or three hours a day.	(0:00:47.19)
Earth : So I might cause trouble for other players if I tried to play with them.	(0:00:50.44)
Earth : I'll be going solo most of the time, I bet.	(0:00:53.36)
Earth : Now to pick my skills. I can pick mostly things that were underpowered...	(0:00:56.69)
Earth : or, let's be honest, trash, during the beta.	(0:01:00.38)
Earth : Then the hardcore crowd will leave me alone,	(0:01:04.77)
Earth : and I play the game at my own pace.	(0:01:08.30)
Earth : Out of my ten skills, six are underpowered.	(0:01:10.82)
Earth : Bows are supposed to have really bad accuracy.	(0:01:13.26)
Earth : And potions are available cheap from NPCs, so medicine's pretty worthless.	(0:01:16.08)
Earth : Kick has no special attacks.	(0:01:23.93)
Earth : You can't beat an enemy in one hit just by kicking it.	(0:01:26.51)
Earth : Wind Magic is worse than the other types for attacking.	(0:01:29.23)
Earth : It doesn't work against Fire and it's useless against Earth.	(0:01:33.01)
Earth : Sneak has a high MP cost.	(0:01:38.21)
Earth : If you move, it's easy to find you, so it's not good for trying to run away from monsters.	(0:01:40.64)
Earth : Improved Physical Abilities supposedly gives a bonus to running, using a weapon, or crafting.	(0:01:44.87)
Earth : But it's a small bonus, so if you want to be strong,	(0:01:49.47)
Earth : you should pick something more specialized.	(0:01:53.66)
Earth : But by picking skills that are underpowered,	(0:01:58.15)
Earth : other people won't want to play with me.	(0:02:01.75)
Earth : So I can relax and play my way.	(0:02:03.76)
Earth : That's it for making my character!	(0:02:06.09)
Earth : Time for my first log-in!	(0:02:08.44)
Earth : Episode 1	(0:03:41.45)
Earth : The concept of One More Free Life Online is, like the name says,	(0:03:43.54)
Earth : that you can enjoy another life here.	(0:03:46.73)
Earth : There's no big ＂Beat the Final Boss＂ quest,	(0:03:51.52)
Earth : so you're free to spend all your time fighting monsters,	(0:03:54.69)
Earth : or being a craftsperson who specializes on making items.	(0:03:58.16)
Earth : Or you can just hang out and talk to other players.	(0:04:02.68)
Earth : You can play the game however you want.	(0:04:07.07)
Earth : It's the first day, so the place is packed.	(0:04:12.16)
Myun : You're a new player, right? How about some equipment?	(0:04:15.88)
Myun : We've got the good stuff!	(0:04:19.01)
Earth : I guess there aren't any archers, huh?	(0:04:28.12)
Ward : You there, loser.	(0:04:31.98)
Ward : The one with the bow.	(0:04:34.45)
Earth : This is an unlucky way to start my first day...	(0:04:36.55)
Earth : You mean me?	(0:04:39.61)
Ward : Don't you know that bows are useless?	(0:04:40.97)
Ward : I guess some people are just weird!	(0:04:43.28)
Ward : And you've got the face of a loser.	(0:04:46.85)
Ward : You're such a dork!	(0:04:48.56)
Ward : Let's go!	(0:04:51.56)
Myun : Hey, is the new player okay?	(0:04:56.12)
Myun : Hey, be careful, newbie!	(0:05:01.84)
Earth : I guess people really don't like archers.	(0:05:03.05)
Myun : Come back any time!	(0:05:05.01)
Earth : That's better for me, though.	(0:05:06.00)
Myun : Welcome!	(0:05:07.40)
Earth : Oh, look at 'em all working hard!	(0:05:13.59)
Earth : Okay, I'll try, too!	(0:05:15.55)
Earth : I can't even shoot the thing...	(0:05:21.18)
Earth : Guess I've gotta practice!	(0:05:23.97)
Earth : Take this, and this, and this, and this!	(0:05:26.88)
Earth : It's even less accurate than I'd heard!	(0:05:30.69)
Earth : I fired 100 shots and made it to level 5.	(0:05:35.41)
Earth : {\fad(175,0)\pos(105,55)\an8\b1\fs20\c&HF9B12C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\shad0}Archery	(0:05:37.31)
Earth : Veni Ventus Volare.	(0:05:40.75)
Earth : Wind Needle!	(0:05:43.70)
Earth : {\an8\b1\fs20\c&HF9B12C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\shad0\pos(144,55)}Wind Magic	(0:05:45.49)
Earth : It's more accurate than archery.	(0:05:45.94)
Earth : And my kick skill's gone way up, too...	(0:05:48.99)
Earth : {\an8\b1\fs20\c&HF9B12C&\3c&HFFFFFF&\shad0\pos(128,55)}Kick	(0:05:52.99)
Earth : Okay, I've got the minimum skills I need to survive out there.	(0:05:56.19)
Earth : Time to head out into the field!	(0:05:59.76)
Earth : Looks like a mess.	(0:06:06.29)
Earth : I guess I won't be doing any combat today.	(0:06:07.99)
Earth : I'll focus on gathering herbs.	(0:06:09.69)
Earth : Long-Distance Vision	(0:06:15.22)
Earth : So you don't know what it is after you pick it up, huh?	(0:06:25.32)
Earth : I guess I'll go back and appraise it.	(0:06:28.87)
Earth : I lost another one?	(0:06:31.46)
Earth : At first, I kept messing up and losing my herbs before I could identify them.	(0:06:34.13)
Earth : But I'm starting to figure it out.	(0:06:39.66)
Earth : And the reason for that is...	(0:06:42.97)
Earth : My medicine level is going up,	(0:06:45.48)
Earth : and I've been able to figure out which category an herb is in.	(0:06:47.43)
Earth : The problem is that I found two of these!	(0:06:51.77)
Earth : What was I supposed to do if I didn't use appraise on these first?	(0:07:02.38)
Earth : What were the devs thinking, putting this in the first area?	(0:07:05.70)
Earth : I went to a potion store and used my starting cash to buy a beginner's medicine crafting set.	(0:07:10.64)
Earth : The method to make healing potions...	(0:07:16.79)
Earth : It's just what I thought.	(0:07:20.00)
Earth : You grind up the herb, soak it in clean water, heat it, and you're done.	(0:07:21.19)
Earth : In this game, once you've made an item, you can batch craft it.	(0:07:31.54)
Earth : The items aren't as high-quality, but it's much easier.	(0:07:35.88)
Earth : Guess I'll make some potions and antidotes for tomorrow!	(0:07:40.47)
Earth : My medicine skill is at level 7!	(0:07:51.39)
Earth : And my Production Fingertips skill went up a bit, as well!	(0:07:54.27)
Earth : But you can get potions for really cheap from NPCs,	(0:07:58.22)
Earth : so nobody's going to want these.	(0:08:02.86)
Earth : Now it's time to go hunting!	(0:08:07.54)
Earth : It's finally emptied out!	(0:08:12.54)
Earth : I won't have to argue with other players about who gets to fight a monster.	(0:08:15.75)
Earth : You can't fire quickly with a bow, so the first shot is really important.	(0:08:26.72)
Earth : It noticed me?	(0:08:33.27)
Earth : I got it!	(0:08:39.89)
Earth : I'm less of an archer and more of a kicker, huh?	(0:08:55.46)
Zwei : Gwaaaahh!	(0:08:58.84)
Zwei : That was hilarious!	(0:09:03.14)
Earth : What?	(0:09:07.51)
Zwei : ＂What,＂ he says!	(0:09:08.35)
Milly : You're laughing too much.	(0:09:10.46)
Zwei : But, Millie!	(0:09:13.84)
Earth : So, what was so funny?	(0:09:15.31)
Zwei : Sorry, sorry!	(0:09:18.87)
Zwei : I've fought rabbithorns before, but I've never seen one make a noise like that!	(0:09:20.08)
Zwei : It was like, ＂Fwraaaaaagghhh!＂	(0:09:26.25)
Zwei : Humor is justice!	(0:09:32.22)
Earth : So you're a comedian or something?	(0:09:34.78)
Milly : Sorry.	(0:09:36.95)
Zwei : You seem pretty cool.	(0:09:39.39)
Zwei : I'm Zwei.	(0:09:42.21)
Zwei : This is Millie.	(0:09:43.31)
Zwei : I can send a friend request, right?	(0:09:45.36)
Milly : May I send one, too?	(0:09:47.05)
Earth : Sure, but...	(0:09:49.68)
Zwei : Awesome!	(0:09:51.41)
Zwei : I've got a partner now!	(0:09:53.03)
Zwei : Time to aim for being a top comedic duo!	(0:09:54.71)
Earth : I'm not your partner!	(0:09:57.45)
Zwei : That was perfect!	(0:09:58.95)
Zwei : Let's party up some time!	(0:10:00.83)
Milly : See you around, okay?	(0:10:03.40)
Earth : Sure.	(0:10:05.15)
Earth : It took way too long to take out a single monster...	(0:10:10.11)
Earth : I need to get more experience.	(0:10:14.70)
Earth : They notice me even when I try to hit them from their blind spots.	(0:10:21.61)
Earth : Veni Ventus Volare!	(0:10:25.08)
Earth : Wind Needle!	(0:10:27.36)
Earth : Wind Needle's a wind spell, so it hits...	(0:10:32.28)
Earth : But how do I stay hidden from them?	(0:10:35.72)
Earth : {\fad(175,250)\move(314,55,104,55)\fnArial\b1\3c&HBF993B&\shad0\blur2}Sneak	(0:10:39.49)
Earth : My sneak skill?	(0:10:39.95)
Earth : It's worth a try!	(0:10:41.85)
Earth : The bow never hits, and you can't use sneak to run away.	(0:10:54.42)
Earth : But put them together, and they're really strong!	(0:10:58.57)
Earth : I think I'm seeing what my next step is!	(0:11:02.95)
Earth : The hardcore crowd will be up all night, I'm sure.	(0:11:11.30)
Earth : But I've got work tomorrow.	(0:11:15.18)
Earth : Time to go to bed.	(0:11:18.37)
Earth : What's with this bread? It's pretty unimpressive.	(0:11:29.05)
Earth : The stuff you buy from NPCs doesn't taste that good.	(0:11:32.32)
Earth : If you can taste stuff in this game,	(0:11:36.04)
Earth : I'd like to be able to eat something that tastes better.	(0:11:39.58)
Earth : I've got my seasonings and cooking set...	(0:11:47.05)
Earth : Time to get to work!	(0:11:50.41)
Earth : First, I'll start by just frying the meat to see how it tastes,	(0:11:54.47)
Earth : then season it with salt and pepper.	(0:11:58.89)
Earth : My very first rabbit steak!	(0:12:01.99)
Earth : It's tough! It's way too tough!	(0:12:08.21)
Earth : So its score is 2, huh?	(0:12:13.14)
Earth : Now I'll try making cuts in it and preparing it properly.	(0:12:16.43)
Earth : And I'll put some herbs in to get rid of the gamy taste.	(0:12:21.21)
Earth : It's tender and delicious!	(0:12:32.53)
Earth : It's got a score of 5, huh?	(0:12:36.31)
Earth : I'd love to get it up another point or two.	(0:12:38.96)
Earth : Scoring it was definitely the right idea.	(0:12:43.52)
Earth : Now I'll try to parboil it a little before frying.	(0:12:46.37)
Earth : I finally got a score of 7!	(0:13:08.85)
Earth : I'm satisfied with this!	(0:13:11.45)
Earth : O-Okay!	(0:13:22.29)
Earth : A hundred gloh per steak!	(0:13:25.45)
Earth : How about that?	(0:13:28.07)
Earth : That's about 20 times what it costs to buy bread from the NPCs!	(0:13:29.04)
Earth : Just a little more!	(0:13:38.87)
Earth : Wait, I said!	(0:13:41.93)
Earth : {\fad(2500,0)\c&H3B3515&\an8\3c&HA0BAD5&\shad0\pos(413.334,126)}End of Line	(0:13:43.46)
Earth : And so I spent the evening in cooking hell, but I crafted enough to get to cooking level 20.	(0:13:43.84)
Earth : And I learned Cooking Promotion!	(0:13:53.06)
Earth : Here you go!	(0:13:55.49)
Earth : Thanks to that, I was able to cook at high speed,	(0:13:57.18)
Earth : and finally escape that hell.	(0:14:00.38)
Earth : And now I'm making a bow.	(0:14:05.66)
Earth : There's no demand for bows so you have to make them yourself.	(0:14:08.87)
Earth : I'm going to start by making the simplest bow out of just a piece of wood.	(0:14:12.63)
Earth : I'll sand it down carefully and add something to make it less slippery.	(0:14:18.21)
Earth : Make the grips and tie the string...	(0:14:21.68)
Earth : A score of three and an attack of four, huh?	(0:14:30.39)
Earth : It's better than the basic beginner's bow, I guess.	(0:14:33.55)
Earth : I guess I can try some other stuff.	(0:14:36.10)
Earth : I can put together three pieces of wood,	(0:14:38.57)
Earth : two made from a harder material and one that's more flexible...	(0:14:40.39)
Earth : Then sand down the parts that face each other so they fit together and bend.	(0:14:44.64)
Earth : It's got an attack of 12!	(0:14:53.48)
Earth : That's a big improvement!	(0:14:55.94)
Earth : Okay, next...	(0:14:58.11)
Earth : I need some armor!	(0:15:00.18)
Myun : Thanks for your business!	(0:15:04.32)
Earth : Cooking level 25?	(0:15:16.72)
Earth : Oh, I've got to hurry!	(0:15:19.96)
Earth : I used a lot of my money to buy that armor...	(0:15:23.91)
Earth : I need to earn some more cash.	(0:15:30.28)
Earth : And I'll also put in my new prototype grape-flavored potions to try them out, too.	(0:15:36.64)
Earth : Hawk Shot!	(0:16:03.19)
Earth : It's a lot easier to fight with this new bow!	(0:16:08.42)
Earth : Okay, time to get to work!	(0:16:10.96)
Earth : Veni Ventus Volare!	(0:16:14.27)
Earth : Wind Needle!	(0:16:16.39)
Earth : Veni Gutadia Acrus Ratula!	(0:16:21.39)
Earth : Wind Cutter!	(0:16:24.53)
Earth : My kick and wind magic skills have gone up along with my archery.	(0:16:29.92)
Earth : All right. I've got a lot of items and I'm running out of arrows.	(0:16:35.33)
Earth : Time to head back.	(0:16:39.94)
Earth : But my excitement only lasted for a moment.	(0:16:45.06)
Earth : Shortly after this, we were all brutally attacked by a new system.	(0:16:48.79)
Earth : What's going on?	(0:17:04.04)
Earth : You can buy all the potions you want from the NPCs, right?	(0:17:06.27)
Earth : Zwei, this is Earth.	(0:17:10.70)
Zwei : Is that you, Earth?	(0:17:12.85)
Earth : I got back from hunting and the whole town's filled with people looking for potions.	(0:17:15.08)
Earth : What happened?	(0:17:19.13)
Zwei : The NPCs have started saying they're out of potions!	(0:17:20.63)
Earth : That's pretty bad, though, right?	(0:17:26.15)
Zwei : It is bad! For you!	(0:17:28.74)
Zwei : Those potion juices you sold at the vending machine...	(0:17:32.85)
Zwei : They're gonna be begging you for them!	(0:17:34.96)
Earth : I guess you're right!	(0:17:38.92)
Zwei : They're there already, huh?	(0:17:40.29)
Zwei : I'm on my way!	(0:17:41.52)
Earth : Thanks!	(0:17:43.66)
Earth : Wait!	(0:17:51.04)
Earth : I know you need potions!	(0:17:53.04)
Earth : But there's so many people here!	(0:17:54.71)
Earth : I'm putting a limit on how many you can buy!	(0:17:57.06)
Earth : Potions are 40 gloh each, and you can only buy five!	(0:17:59.36)
Zwei : Earth.	(0:18:10.88)
Earth : Zwei! Millie!	(0:18:12.85)
Zwei : I'll deal with the crowd control. You just make the potions.	(0:18:14.45)
Milly : I'll handle the money, okay?	(0:18:18.36)
Earth : Thanks so much.	(0:18:22.40)
Earth : I don't have a choice.	(0:18:24.02)
Earth : Everybody thought medicine was a trash skill, so barely anybody took it.	(0:18:25.75)
Earth : I don't want all the players to be upset because nobody has potions.	(0:18:29.63)
Earth : I'm out of medicinal herbs.	(0:18:39.63)
Earth : I'm sorry! I'm out of medicinal herbs!	(0:18:41.42)
Earth : These are the last potions I have for the day!	(0:18:44.45)
Earth : Sure.	(0:18:50.74)
Zwei : Sorry, everyone!	(0:18:51.68)
Ward : Hey!	(0:18:53.08)
Ward : Hey, loser archer.	(0:18:56.60)
Ward : Give me all the potions you've got.	(0:18:58.90)
Ward : We'll make good use of them for you.	(0:19:01.53)
Earth : Sorry.	(0:19:03.50)
Earth : These are for the people who stood in line.	(0:19:05.12)
Ward : You've got some nerve, don't you?	(0:19:09.18)
Zwei : Hey! Leave us alone!	(0:19:11.46)
Earth : Zwei!	(0:19:15.37)
Ward : I'll show you what happens if you don't do what I say.	(0:19:17.43)
Earth : I'll say the exact same thing to you.	(0:19:21.71)
Earth : You don't seem to understand the situation everyone's in right now.	(0:19:25.53)
Ward : Who are you guys?	(0:19:33.49)
Ward : You're going to take this loser's side?	(0:19:35.38)
Earth : You shouldn't get any ideas about stealing them.	(0:19:38.10)
Ward : Fine. I'll pay.	(0:19:42.92)
Earth : What do you think will happen if we can't buy weapons and armor from the NPCs,	(0:19:45.32)
Earth : like what just happened with the potions?	(0:19:49.99)
Earth : You're going to need craftspeople!	(0:19:53.66)
Earth : Which means you'll need to get along with other players!	(0:19:57.39)
Earth : And if you make an enemy out of everyone here,	(0:20:01.90)
Earth : you'll end up with nobody willing to sell you anything!	(0:20:06.36)
Ward : Don't you dare lecture me!	(0:20:10.32)
Ward : Who do you think you are, anyway?	(0:20:14.18)
Zwei : Hey, don't try to PvP him!	(0:20:19.61)
Earth : Don't worry.	(0:20:24.92)
Earth : I can't just let players like him boss everybody around!	(0:20:26.62)
Earth : Do you accept the duel?	(0:20:30.83)
Earth : He thinks he's won already, I bet.	(0:20:40.75)
Earth : That's fine by me.	(0:20:43.34)
Earth : His arrogance gives me a chance to hit him in his weak spot!	(0:20:44.85)
Earth : I shift to the side to dodge, and...	(0:20:56.76)
Earth : There!	(0:21:03.15)
Ward : Archers can't do anything but steal other people's points from long-range!	(0:21:05.17)
Ward : But he's fighting up close?!	(0:21:08.57)
Zwei : He's amazing, Millie!	(0:21:27.01)
Zwei : Get Blue Color together, now!	(0:21:28.95)
Milly : Okay!	(0:21:30.75)
Earth : Sorry for the trouble!	(0:21:33.69)
Earth : I'll go get some more medicinal herbs and open my shop again tomorrow, okay?	(0:21:35.53)
Earth : All my hard work paid off today.	(0:21:41.49)
Earth : I bet the guy with the mohawk and his buddies	(0:21:45.74)
Earth : will find themselves ignored by all the craftspeople, now.	(0:21:49.25)
Earth : And they'll end up quitting the game, too, I bet.	(0:21:53.54)
Earth : Poor guys.	(0:21:55.96)