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	The Family Circumstances of the Irregular Witch - Episode 1

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Alyssa : A-A baby?	(0:00:30.18)
Alyssa : This is a human baby, right?!	(0:00:34.76)
Alyssa : But I kinda sense magic— so is it a witch baby?!	(0:00:37.31)
Alyssa : Wait, how much magic am I sensing?	(0:00:40.36)
Alyssa : Not a baby amount!	(0:00:42.08)
Alyssa : Okay, focus: Why is it in the woods?	(0:00:43.44)
Alyssa : Where are its parents? Is it lost? Was it abandoned?	(0:00:45.70)
Viola : I'd like this, please!	(0:01:11.17)
Old Man : Sure, one moment—	(0:01:13.56)
Old Man : Well, my goodness.	(0:01:14.97)
Old Man : A witch, and...	(0:01:18.00)
Old Man : Her apprentice, perhaps?	(0:01:19.90)
Viola : That's right!	(0:01:22.48)
Old Man : My, you two must be very close.	(0:03:04.03)
Old Man : You're practically stuck together!	(0:03:07.13)
Viola : Yes!	(0:03:10.26)
Viola : Getting lost is a problem.	(0:03:12.13)
Old Man : How wonderful. You really care about your apprentice.	(0:03:16.43)
Viola : A nice compliment!	(0:03:21.41)
Viola : La la la la!	(0:03:29.56)
Viola : ♪ Oh, it's so fun! Shopping with Mama! ♪	(0:03:31.55)
Viola : Hey, Mama, I wanna visit the secondhand shop.	(0:03:38.94)
Alyssa : No!	(0:03:43.61)
Viola : Aw, why?	(0:03:46.08)
Alyssa : Today, we're only shopping for tea party snacks,	(0:03:47.72)
Alyssa : so we're not going to buy anything else!	(0:03:50.58)
Viola : Aw, please, Mama!	(0:03:55.08)
Viola : Buy me a phoenix-summoning stone!	(0:03:57.84)
Alyssa : I said, ＂no＂!	(0:04:01.86)
Alyssa : You summoned a volcano dragon just the other day.	(0:04:03.59)
Viola : Meanie! I want a phoenix! I'm gonna summon a phoenix!	(0:04:07.72)
Viola : Phoenix! I wanna summon a phoenix!	(0:04:12.73)
Alyssa : Viola, stop...	(0:04:12.73)
Alyssa : You're attracting attention!	(0:04:16.01)
Viola : Nothing else is good enough!	(0:04:16.72)
Viola : Meanie! Meanie! Meanie!	(0:04:19.22)
Lyra : Honestly, you're always such a softie.	(0:04:23.75)
Lyra : Folded like a house of cards, eh?	(0:04:27.24)
Viola : I'm ashamed to say it, but yes.	(0:04:30.37)
Lyra : I'm jealous of how close you two are.	(0:04:32.50)
Lyra : My son called me an old hag,	(0:04:35.25)
Lyra : so I split his two buns into six.	(0:04:38.68)
Viola : Are you sure that's safe?!	(0:04:41.01)
Lyra : It's fine! That's how firm you gotta be with kids in their rebellious phase.	(0:04:42.76)
Lyra : Better prepare yourself, Alyssa.	(0:04:47.76)
Alyssa : What?	(0:04:49.56)
Viola : Oh, wow! It's so cool!	(0:04:50.89)
Alyssa : She's still just a little girl.	(0:04:55.91)
Alyssa : The rebellious phase is a long way off.	(0:04:58.65)
Lyra : Don't be ridiculous. Viola is 16 already, right?	(0:05:00.65)
Lyra : She's overdue.	(0:05:04.44)
Alyssa : What? But 16 is still a baby!	(0:05:06.16)
Alyssa : She was an embryo not too long ago!	(0:05:09.55)
Lyra : You can't measure her on a witch's scale.	(0:05:12.30)
Viola : Mama!	(0:05:15.15)
Viola : I picked this one.	(0:05:17.29)
Lyra : Thanks for your business!	(0:05:18.92)
Alyssa : Rebellious phase, huh?	(0:05:24.61)
Alyssa : If Viola has one, I'll need to scold her for acting out.	(0:05:26.43)
Alyssa : Maybe I should start being stricter on a daily basis, like Lira...	(0:05:30.92)
Viola : Mama?	(0:05:36.01)
Viola : Thank you. I'll take good care of it.	(0:05:39.06)
Alyssa : Of course!	(0:05:43.48)
Alyssa : Aw, she's cute, so it's fine!	(0:05:44.33)
Alyssa : I know it's early, but why don't we have lunch?	(0:05:48.20)
Viola : Yay! I want a chicken sandwich!	(0:05:50.93)
Alyssa : Oh? Didn't you tell me this morning that you wanted omelet rice?	(0:05:54.08)
Viola : I changed my mind. Chicken sandwich!	(0:05:57.66)
Alyssa : All right. Let's go, then.	(0:06:00.71)
Viola : Yay!	(0:06:02.96)
Alyssa : They must mean Viola. I guess everyone's drawn to her!	(0:06:08.78)
Alyssa : I thought she was too young for romance, but...	(0:06:12.57)
Alyssa : What does she think right now?	(0:06:14.91)
Viola : ＂Witch＂? They're thinking dirty thoughts about Mama.	(0:06:18.01)
Viola : I'll curse them so that peanuts fall out of their butts forever.	(0:06:21.78)
Viola : You may leave.	(0:06:32.93)
Alyssa : Oh, I see!	(0:06:41.27)
Viola : You gotta watch out, Mama!	(0:06:42.75)
Alyssa : Huh?	(0:06:44.67)
Viola : Watch out for flirts!	(0:06:45.40)
Viola : You're super-cute! I wish you'd be more conscious of that.	(0:06:46.88)
Alyssa : Don't worry, nobody's ever flirted with Mama.	(0:06:51.50)
Alyssa : And I'm not beautiful like you.	(0:06:56.28)
Viola : Lies! I know for a fact you're in more danger than me!	(0:06:59.45)
Viola : People flirt with you all the time when I'm not next to you.	(0:07:03.50)
Alyssa : Th-That's not flirting!	(0:07:10.40)
Giriko : That story is too good!	(0:07:15.68)
Luna : I agree.	(0:07:18.09)
Alyssa : It's not funny!	(0:07:19.26)
Giriko : If you don't want people to confuse the witch with the apprentice,	(0:07:24.83)
Giriko : just dress her to fit the image.	(0:07:28.12)
Luna : Yes. Actually, I order you to wear something witchier.	(0:07:34.43)
Alyssa : But she wants to wear that stuff...	(0:07:40.81)
Viola : So cool!	(0:07:43.96)
Alyssa : Besides, when I get clothes or food, I always give the best of it to Viola.	(0:07:45.31)
Luna : Such a mom.	(0:07:51.45)
Giriko : Total mom.	(0:07:52.39)
Alyssa : Plus...	(0:07:53.51)
Alyssa : When I wear witchy clothes... they look like a Halloween costume.	(0:07:55.31)
Giriko : Ah.	(0:08:01.88)
Giriko : Well, never mind, Alyssa. Viola could have a lover in no time!	(0:08:02.83)
Luna : Very true! You should prepare yourself.	(0:08:10.34)
Luna : Girls grow up fast, after all.	(0:08:13.84)
Alyssa : Yeah, you're right.	(0:08:17.96)
Alyssa : Someday she'll grow up and strike out on her own, huh?	(0:08:20.39)
Alyssa : I have to steel myself so I'll be ready to encourage her in that.	(0:08:25.31)
Giriko : Alyssa...	(0:08:30.86)
Luna : Such a mom.	(0:08:32.11)
Giriko : Total mom.	(0:08:33.42)
Viola : Mama!	(0:08:34.49)
Viola : Mama, can I keep the phoenix I summoned?	(0:08:36.69)
Phoenix : Seekest thou power?	(0:08:40.71)
Alyssa : No! Put him back where he came from!	(0:08:43.12)
Viola : Aw, why?	(0:08:44.87)
Alyssa : I said, ＂no＂!	(0:08:47.38)
Viola : No fair!	(0:08:48.53)
Luna : Parenting is hard, huh?	(0:08:48.53)
Alyssa : Put him back!	(0:08:49.64)
Viola : But I just summoned him!	(0:08:51.08)
Giriko : I'm good with at least 50 more years of the single life.	(0:08:51.08)
Alyssa : I won't allow it!	(0:08:52.67)
Viola : Oh, you're here already, aunties?	(0:08:54.38)
Alyssa : Now, now.	(0:08:58.69)
Alyssa : We're over 200 years old, so ＂aunties＂ seems fine to—	(0:09:00.11)
Luna : Don't act so blasé about aging just because your body's doing it slowly .	(0:09:05.04)
Giriko : If you think you'll be girlish forever, you're sorely mistaken.	(0:09:10.40)
Alyssa : I-I'm sorry...	(0:09:13.20)
Viola : No bullying Mama!	(0:09:14.82)
Luna : Nonsense, we were just playing.	(0:09:17.78)
Giriko : Yeah, it was an expression of love.	(0:09:20.56)
Viola : That's worse!	(0:09:22.79)
Luna : Girls are so complicated during puberty.	(0:09:25.72)
Giriko : She really has grown so much.	(0:09:29.19)
Viola : Boob.	(0:09:39.53)
Viola : Mama! Boobies!	(0:09:42.04)
Alyssa : Sorry, honey, Mama can't give you her boobies.	(0:09:44.21)
Viola : Bye-bye boobies?	(0:09:47.56)
Giriko : That's right. Your mama has no boobies.	(0:09:50.40)
Luna : Work hard to make up for that, okay?	(0:09:53.67)
Alyssa : You phrased that like you meant something else!	(0:09:56.79)
Giriko : Good for you!	(0:10:00.93)
Giriko : You worked really hard.	(0:10:02.58)
Giriko : Thanks for the tea!	(0:10:14.34)
Luna : See you later.	(0:10:16.44)
Alyssa : Yep, get home safe.	(0:10:17.91)
Viola : Bye-bye!	(0:10:19.83)
Viola : Come back soon, aunties!	(0:10:21.91)
Viola : What? Dating?	(0:10:29.09)
Alyssa : I mean, you're at that age, right?	(0:10:30.98)
Alyssa : So I wondered if you were interested in that stuff...	(0:10:34.02)
Viola : Why would you say that out of nowhere?!	(0:10:36.94)
Viola : I've never even thought about dating.	(0:10:39.49)
Viola : And I'm not interested at all .	(0:10:41.97)
Alyssa : Oh, good.	(0:10:43.67)
Viola : But actually...	(0:10:45.08)
Viola : I think a lot about what I'd do if you dated someone.	(0:10:46.76)
Viola : Don't you worry. I run different simulations in my mind,	(0:10:50.54)
Viola : so that I'll be ready to obliterate anyone at any time.	(0:10:53.96)
Alyssa : Why?!	(0:10:57.71)
Viola : Why did she suddenly bring that up?	(0:11:03.26)
Viola : Don't tell me Mama found someone?!	(0:11:07.64)
Alyssa : How lovely!	(0:11:10.85)
Viola : No! Mama's being stolen from me!	(0:11:12.69)
Alyssa : What? What's the matter?!	(0:11:15.55)
Viola : Don't date anyone, Mama!	(0:11:17.49)
Alyssa : There, there. I've never considered it even once in my life.	(0:11:20.85)
Alyssa : If you want a papa, though, I can make an effort... I guess...	(0:11:25.66)
Viola : I'd never say that!	(0:11:32.17)
Viola : If I wanted a papa, I could make one myself!	(0:11:36.18)
Alyssa : You mustn't create new life so casually!	(0:11:39.54)
Alyssa : Viola.	(0:11:44.83)
Alyssa : I mean it.	(0:11:47.27)
Alyssa : I've never considered dating.	(0:11:49.15)
Alyssa : It's always been fun just being with you.	(0:11:52.34)
Alyssa : So I'm plenty happy with just the two of us.	(0:11:56.06)
Viola : Mama...	(0:12:00.41)
Papa : Mama!	(0:12:01.45)
Alyssa : I just said two and now there are four!	(0:12:03.10)
Viola : Fight!	(0:12:05.07)
Viola : Phoenix, Papa, do your best!	(0:12:06.07)
Papa : Over the top!	(0:12:08.60)
Phoenix : I like thy spirit.	(0:12:09.81)
Alyssa : Viola.	(0:12:12.15)
Viola : What brought this on?	(0:12:26.71)
Alyssa : Oh, no reason.	(0:12:31.85)
Giriko : That's a lot of work. Will you be able to do it alone?	(0:12:42.57)
Luna : It's a big responsibility! And it's not easy!	(0:12:46.55)
Alyssa : I know that.	(0:12:50.28)
Alyssa : It's okay. I'll stay by your side.	(0:12:54.41)
Alyssa : ＂The Educational Circumstances of the Mysterious Life-form.＂	(0:13:08.10)
Alyssa : You want a familiar?	(0:13:15.75)
Viola : Yeah. A cool one!	(0:13:17.60)
Alyssa : That explains why she's been so into summoning lately.	(0:13:21.01)
Viola : So, Mama...	(0:13:25.55)
Phoenix : Delicious.	(0:13:29.31)
Viola : I can keep Phoenix, right?	(0:13:30.12)
Alyssa : He's here again?!	(0:13:32.33)
Alyssa : We can't take care of either a phoenix or a dragon at home.	(0:13:36.35)
Viola : Okay.	(0:13:40.00)
Alyssa : Therefore...	(0:13:41.67)
Alyssa : Instead of a fantasy beast, why don't we get you something more standard?	(0:13:44.59)
Alyssa : What do you think?	(0:13:48.76)
Viola : I like fantasy beasts, 'cause they're cooler...	(0:13:51.41)
Viola : Well, it's a little conventional, but how about a cat?	(0:13:54.79)
Alyssa : That could be great!	(0:13:57.75)
Alyssa : I love cats!	(0:13:59.70)
Alyssa : I had a bunch when I was a kid.	(0:14:01.79)
Viola : No cats. I think they'd steal your love.	(0:14:06.20)
Alyssa : The possessiveness of an only child...	(0:14:09.16)
Alyssa : C'mon, let's get a cat! Cats are great!	(0:14:13.03)
Alyssa : They're the traditional witch's familiar,	(0:14:17.26)
Alyssa : and they're really popular in the witching industry!	(0:14:19.84)
Viola : No! You're already swooning at the idea!	(0:14:22.42)
Alyssa : It's okay, I'm sure you'll fall in love, too!	(0:14:26.89)
Alyssa : Cats are fluffy, and so cute!	(0:14:30.31)
Viola : I know, but...	(0:14:33.18)
Alyssa : I mean really fluffy!	(0:14:35.04)
Alyssa : Fluffy, and fuzzy, and silky, and soft, and warm!	(0:14:36.81)
Alyssa : Squooshy, and soft, and just so fluffy,	(0:14:41.90)
Alyssa : and they can stretch so much, and... soft kitty!	(0:14:44.07)
Alyssa : Soft kitty!	(0:14:46.32)
Viola : You're scaring me.	(0:14:47.75)
Viola : Look hard!	(0:14:49.45)
Viola : I'm softer than they are!	(0:14:50.69)
Alyssa : Ahem. Let's get back on topic.	(0:14:52.82)
Alyssa : If we're going with classic familiars, why not an owl or a crow?	(0:14:56.95)
Alyssa : They're clever and cute.	(0:15:02.00)
Viola : Don't wanna. Either would probably steal your love.	(0:15:03.96)
Alyssa : Her selection criteria have gotten weird.	(0:15:07.09)
Alyssa : What are you doing?	(0:15:11.45)
Viola : Look!	(0:15:12.86)
Viola : I'll pick a gross monster that you would never dote over!	(0:15:13.99)
Alyssa : Do you really want a familiar like that?!	(0:15:18.16)
Alyssa : Listen, Viola...	(0:15:26.53)
Alyssa : We won't find one with only a vague image,	(0:15:28.36)
Alyssa : so let's think about it more specifically.	(0:15:31.35)
Viola : Good point.	(0:15:34.16)
Viola : Um...	(0:15:36.89)
Viola : Okay, then...	(0:15:39.21)
Viola : I want a familiar who's strong, and big, and cool,	(0:15:51.19)
Viola : and super flashy, who can shoot laser beams!	(0:15:53.59)
Alyssa : Her taste is like a boy's.	(0:15:58.17)
Alyssa : That's a little greedy,	(0:16:02.03)
Alyssa : so could you narrow it down to your must-haves?	(0:16:03.85)
Viola : Awww.	(0:16:09.31)
Viola : Okay, then.	(0:16:13.03)
Viola : Go!	(0:16:16.41)
Viola : I'll take a familiar who can shoot laser beams!	(0:16:21.73)
Alyssa : That's the point I most wanted you to compromise on!	(0:16:23.70)
Viola : Say, do the aunties have familiars?	(0:16:26.54)
Viola : I don't think I've ever seen them.	(0:16:30.04)
Alyssa : They sure do! They've never brought them here, though.	(0:16:31.55)
Viola : What kind?	(0:16:35.32)
Alyssa : Let's see...	(0:16:36.53)
Alyssa : Giriko's...	(0:16:38.43)
Alyssa : is a snake.	(0:16:40.78)
Giriko : Peace.	(0:16:42.10)
Viola : Oh, that suits her!	(0:16:43.26)
Alyssa : And Luna's...	(0:16:45.06)
Alyssa : Well, I guess you could say her familiars... beg for the privilege...	(0:16:50.57)
Viola : What? That's so cool!	(0:16:56.98)
Viola : Come to think of it, you don't have a familiar.	(0:17:02.41)
Viola : Why not?	(0:17:06.58)
Alyssa : Well, familiars are usually for research or protection...	(0:17:08.84)
Alyssa : Basically, you make a contract with one when you want help with something.	(0:17:13.80)
Alyssa : You help me with everything, so I guess I don't need a familiar.	(0:17:18.87)
Viola : Yes! I'll help!	(0:17:24.18)
Viola : I'll make mincemeat out of any bad guys!	(0:17:26.06)
Alyssa : I think I'd like all help to be as humane as possible...	(0:17:29.53)
Alyssa : More importantly, becoming a living being's guardian	(0:17:35.25)
Alyssa : is a lot of responsibility.	(0:17:38.53)
Giriko : That's a lot of work. Will you be able to do it alone?	(0:17:43.87)
Luna : It's a big responsibility! And it's not easy!	(0:17:47.77)
Alyssa : So if you're going to get a familiar, Viola,	(0:17:54.11)
Alyssa : think it over carefully.	(0:17:57.55)
Viola : Mama?	(0:18:05.23)
Alyssa : Coming!	(0:18:06.53)
Alyssa : What is it?	(0:18:08.99)
Viola : Um...	(0:18:10.34)
Alyssa : What's that?	(0:18:12.15)
Viola : A flower seedling.	(0:18:14.39)
Alyssa : Um...	(0:18:15.78)
Viola : I thought things over when you asked me to yesterday.	(0:18:17.20)
Viola : I was so happy I can do summon magic that I got carried away.	(0:18:21.99)
Viola : I was taking familiars too lightly.	(0:18:25.79)
Viola : So I want to start by raising a plant.	(0:18:30.15)
Alyssa : Viola...	(0:18:35.29)
Viola : But I'm not taking plants lightly either, I swear!	(0:18:36.30)
Viola : I'll take care of it!	(0:18:39.19)
Alyssa : Okay.	(0:18:41.19)
Viola : I'll work extra hard to make up for returning Papa to the soil so soon.	(0:18:42.95)
Papa : Recycling...	(0:18:47.24)
Alyssa : He was a golem, honey! You couldn't have done anything else!	(0:18:48.58)
Alyssa : But it's okay. I know you can do it	(0:18:51.81)
Alyssa : because you thought it over for yourself.	(0:18:55.94)
Alyssa : I'll support you, so if you need to know anything, just ask.	(0:19:00.59)
Viola : Okay!	(0:19:05.53)
Alyssa : Great, shall we have tea?	(0:19:07.13)
Viola : Yes, please!	(0:19:09.01)
Phoenix : I see...	(0:19:11.63)
Phoenix : So thou hast only summoned me for fun.	(0:19:15.21)
Phoenix : Thy intent was never to make me thy familiar.	(0:19:18.09)
Phoenix : Well, that's fine.	(0:19:21.22)
Phoenix : Over the eons, I have seen mortals around the world	(0:19:23.46)
Phoenix : change their minds like this...	(0:19:27.69)
Phoenix : So young.	(0:19:52.07)
Viola : Well, it is still a seedling.	(0:19:57.67)
Phoenix : Thou shouldst grow stronger in order to protect thy contracted.	(0:20:00.51)
Viola : Are we treating it as a familiar?	(0:20:04.92)
Phoenix : Ah, thou undertakest waterfall training?	(0:20:08.25)
Phoenix : Then so shall I!	(0:20:11.77)
Phoenix : Nothing easier.	(0:20:20.59)
Viola : You're a phoenix. What's the point of competing with a seedling?	(0:20:22.14)
Viola : She's still growing up, you know.	(0:20:26.11)
Phoenix : Then watch closely, young seedling!	(0:20:30.29)
Phoenix : Growth hath no end.	(0:20:33.45)
Viola : Huh?!	(0:20:35.61)
Viola : Wow...	(0:20:37.27)
Viola : Your neck can stretch?	(0:20:38.54)
Phoenix : If I want to, I can go quite far!	(0:20:40.74)
Viola : Hey, that's enough. Come back down.	(0:20:49.37)
Phoenix : Ah, 'tis my contracted. I can still go further!	(0:20:52.45)
Viola : No! It's kinda scary!	(0:20:55.83)
Phoenix : Well? Thy senior is tall, is he not?	(0:21:00.26)
Phoenix : But no need to panic.	(0:21:03.93)
Phoenix : If thou workst diligently each day,	(0:21:05.82)
Phoenix : thou shalt be as fine a familiar as I one day!	(0:21:08.13)
Viola : He's good at caretaking, no matter what he says.	(0:21:12.98)
Viola : Phoenix?!	(0:21:21.32)
Viola : Oh no!	(0:21:24.67)
Viola : Here!	(0:21:26.59)
Phoenix : Ah, that's good.	(0:21:33.79)
Viola : This isn't a sauna...	(0:21:35.73)
Viola : Sheesh.	(0:21:37.99)
Viola : I promise I understand how strong you are now, Phoenix.	(0:21:39.58)
Alyssa : I'm home!	(0:21:44.45)
Viola : Welcome back, Mama!	(0:21:47.01)
Alyssa : Sorry, I ran late shopping.	(0:21:48.96)
Alyssa : I'll cook right aw—	(0:21:52.49)
Viola : Mama!	(0:21:56.32)
Phoenix : Art thou well, Mother?!	(0:21:57.12)
Viola : What's wrong?	(0:22:04.63)
Alyssa : He's like a cat!	(0:22:09.82)
Alyssa : This is Alyssa.	(0:22:59.33)
Viola : This is Viola.	(0:23:00.24)
Alyssa : Ready, set...	(0:23:01.07)
Viola : The world is deeply moved by how Mama puts her all into raising me!	(0:23:05.07)
Alyssa : A helpful elfin boy we know visits!	(0:23:08.30)
Viola : ＂The Commonplace Circumstances of the Witch's Child-Rearing＂!	(0:23:10.90)
Alyssa : The Commonplace Circumstances of the Witch's Child-Rearing	(0:23:11.87)
Alyssa : ＂The Romantic Circumstances of the Little Brother Position＂!	(0:23:12.82)
Viola : Mama, I'll go get ready at Auntie Lira's.	(0:23:14.65)
Alyssa : What? ＂Get ready＂?!	(0:23:17.49)