Harukaze Akagami : Now listen, Akemitsu. |
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Harukaze Akagami : No one can live alone. |
(0:00:03.74) |
Harukaze Akagami : As a member of the Akagami family, you should understand. |
(0:00:09.20) |
Harukaze Akagami : Two is better than one, and many is better than two. |
(0:00:12.83) |
Harukaze Akagami : Doesn't having more friends make you happier? |
(0:00:16.07) |
Harukaze Akagami : So your dad thought, "Surely it's better to have more lovers, too." |
(0:00:19.79) |
Harukaze Akagami : Looks like my ride is here. |
(0:00:29.46) |
Harukaze Akagami : Yes. Your dad has decided to live his own life... |
(0:00:36.03) |
Harukaze Akagami : by getting real
friendly with all the women of the world he hasn't met yet. |
(0:00:42.20) |
Kurage Aoba : Poke, poke. |
(0:02:40.08) |
Kagura Baldwin : Hilarious. |
(0:02:51.63) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I have to get to class! |
(0:03:03.41) |
Akemitsu Akagami : My father once said to me, |
(0:03:08.41) |
Akemitsu Akagami : "No one can live alone." |
(0:03:11.28) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Sorry, but I've got work. |
(0:03:29.92) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'll pass. |
(0:03:39.72) |
Akemitsu Akagami : No need, no need, no need! |
(0:03:41.03) |
Akemitsu Akagami : The life of Akagami Akemitsu needs no women! |
(0:03:43.68) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Thank you. |
(0:03:51.40) |
Akemitsu Akagami : No problem, boss. |
(0:03:57.88) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Oh, I'm going to be single for life. |
(0:04:04.81) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm not like my father. |
(0:04:11.47) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Welcome. |
(0:04:17.59) |
Akemitsu Akagami : There's no way that perverted scumbag was cool, five-year-old me. |
(0:04:32.41) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I've suffered so much embarrassment because of that jerk. |
(0:04:39.52) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I shall wipe away this dishonor. |
(0:04:53.29) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Mixers? Girlfriends? |
(0:04:56.50) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Those are just evils, nothing more. |
(0:04:58.28) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'll live a noble single life. |
(0:05:00.51) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'll pass the civil service exam and acquire a stable income and status. |
(0:05:03.90) |
Akemitsu Akagami : And then... And then... |
(0:05:09.20) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Wait! |
(0:05:13.93) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Where'd this bale of rice come from? |
(0:05:25.88) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I'm so sorry! |
(0:05:27.64) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Are you all right? Are you hurt? |
(0:05:35.04) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I'm really sorry. The cart tipped over. |
(0:05:39.94) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Um, can you stand? |
(0:05:44.42) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Are you in any pain? |
(0:05:47.79) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What should I do? I guess I should call an ambulance. |
(0:05:50.45) |
Akemitsu Akagami : There's no problem. |
(0:05:55.38) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm totally fine. |
(0:05:56.96) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Wait! |
(0:05:59.26) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Crap, crap, crap! |
(0:06:01.21) |
Akemitsu Akagami : This can't be real! No way! |
(0:06:03.66) |
Akemitsu Akagami : This can't happen! Not to me! |
(0:06:05.60) |
Akemitsu Akagami : She's cute... |
(0:06:22.08) |
Akemitsu Akagami : So sexy... |
(0:06:41.96) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'll go. |
(0:06:52.21) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'll skip. |
(0:06:55.26) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'll skip. |
(0:06:56.89) |
Akemitsu Akagami : What am I doing?! |
(0:07:05.34) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I can't believe I fell in love at first sight! |
(0:07:08.81) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Not only do my feelings grow day by day, |
(0:07:10.92) |
Akemitsu Akagami : but I'm assaulted by waves of desire like water breaking through a dam! |
(0:07:12.97) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I even ended up getting fired from my job! |
(0:07:16.09) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm about to fail my classes, too! |
(0:07:18.60) |
Akemitsu Akagami : So this is the curse of the Akagami family?! |
(0:07:22.67) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Hello? A mixer? Yeah, I'll be there. |
(0:07:29.87) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Wait, no! |
(0:07:33.74) |
Akemitsu Akagami : There's only one option left. |
(0:07:35.66) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Yes. |
(0:07:46.36) |
Akemitsu Akagami : When I discussed the idea with my uncle, who's a former priest, he lent me a stole. |
(0:07:52.03) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Distancing yourself from the secular world is the best way to retrain yourself. |
(0:08:00.52) |
Akemitsu Akagami : This is it. |
(0:08:08.08) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'll become a monk at this temple my uncle referred me to, one closed off to women. |
(0:08:10.30) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Now I won't be led astray. |
(0:08:17.44) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Pardon me! |
(0:08:23.97) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Pardon me! |
(0:08:27.75) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Yes? |
(0:08:30.27) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Can I help you? |
(0:08:36.72) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Huh? |
(0:08:39.06) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Um, excuse me... |
(0:08:41.81) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What kind of prank is this?! |
(0:08:44.89) |
Yuzuki Aoba : A stole? Wait, no way... |
(0:08:49.67) |
Yuzuki Aoba : One moment, please! |
(0:08:56.22) |
Akemitsu Akagami : What's she doing here? |
(0:08:59.11) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I thought women weren't allowed here. |
(0:09:02.04) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Is she an illusion produced by my desires? |
(0:09:04.58) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Thank you for waiting. |
(0:09:07.20) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Ouch... |
(0:09:10.23) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Excuse me. I was in a hurry. |
(0:09:14.64) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Thank you for coming all this way. |
(0:09:20.12) |
Yuzuki Aoba : My name is Aoba Yuzuki. |
(0:09:22.87) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Um, where are you going? |
(0:09:27.80) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Are you all right? |
(0:09:36.38) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Huh? |
(0:09:41.44) |
Akemitsu Akagami : No, no! Anything but that! |
(0:09:43.93) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm in no condition to resist right now! |
(0:09:46.16) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I-I'm sorry. My clothes... |
(0:09:48.94) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Don't look! I must leave here right away! |
(0:09:50.53) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Right away... I must... I... |
(0:09:53.48) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I love you! Please marry me! |
(0:09:57.92) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What? |
(0:10:03.41) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Here you are. |
(0:10:14.15) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Thank you. |
(0:10:15.49) |
Akemitsu Akagami : What's going on here? |
(0:10:24.09) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Why are we having tea? |
(0:10:26.27) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I thought joining a temple would look more like... |
(0:10:27.60) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Please let me join the temple! |
(0:10:31.23) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I'm sorry. The head priest isn't here right now. |
(0:10:33.90) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I see. |
(0:10:37.72) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I was told you'd be coming tomorrow. |
(0:10:38.96) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I see. So there was a miscommunication with my uncle. |
(0:10:42.41) |
Yuzuki Aoba : So, um... |
(0:10:45.66) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Either way, what's she doing here? |
(0:10:48.24) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What are your interests? |
(0:10:52.32) |
Akemitsu Akagami : A question? |
(0:10:53.67) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Is this an admission test? |
(0:10:55.20) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Did they invite a woman to a place where women are prohibited to gauge my reaction? |
(0:10:57.98) |
Akemitsu Akagami : This is bad. Really bad. |
(0:11:02.96) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I proposed to her seconds after arriving at the temple. |
(0:11:05.05) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm surely going to fail. |
(0:11:07.08) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I-Is something wrong? |
(0:11:11.60) |
Akemitsu Akagami : She's so cute. |
(0:11:14.04) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What are you doing?! |
(0:11:17.49) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Forgive me, but I'm experiencing some worldly desires. |
(0:11:19.11) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Where is your restroom? |
(0:11:22.70) |
Yuzuki Aoba : It's out the door and to the left. |
(0:11:24.04) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Crap, crap, crap. What should I do? |
(0:11:30.17) |
Akemitsu Akagami : What a magnificent yard. |
(0:11:35.74) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Is it down there? |
(0:11:42.95) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Are you stuck down there? |
(0:11:46.55) |
Akemitsu Akagami : It's too deep to reach. |
(0:11:52.10) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Hello, Kiki-san? |
(0:12:03.70) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What's the matter? Well, the man I'm supposed to meet |
(0:12:05.50) |
Yuzuki Aoba : arrived a day early for some reason. |
(0:12:09.37) |
Yuzuki Aoba : This is my first arranged marriage meeting. |
(0:12:12.00) |
Yuzuki Aoba : He actually asked me to marry him as soon as he got here. |
(0:12:14.84) |
Yuzuki Aoba : You're supposed to be the intermediary, right? |
(0:12:18.08) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Get back here and help me. |
(0:12:20.00) |
Kiki : Hang on. What are you talking about? |
(0:12:22.09) |
Kiki : The man you're supposed to meet is sitting next to me right now. |
(0:12:25.52) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What? Then who is he? |
(0:12:30.20) |
Kiki : Yuzuki, hello? Yuzuki? |
(0:12:33.70) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : I'm back. |
(0:12:36.71) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Tsukuyo. |
(0:12:38.98) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : Yuzu-nee, was your arranged marriage meeting today? |
(0:12:40.12) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : I was hoping to spy on you. |
(0:12:43.52) |
Yuzuki Aoba : A malevolent ghost appeared. |
(0:12:46.22) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : What? |
(0:12:48.01) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Or perhaps he's a type of spirit. |
(0:12:49.50) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : What are you talking about? Those don't... exist... |
(0:12:52.66) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Help me... |
(0:12:57.13) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Tsukuyo, run! |
(0:13:07.84) |
Akemitsu Akagami : An ambulance... |
(0:13:12.64) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Ghost, begone! |
(0:13:23.72) |
Yuzuki Aoba : This way! |
(0:13:28.66) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?! |
(0:13:33.66) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I told you! That's the malevolent ghost! |
(0:13:35.90) |
Akemitsu Akagami : No! You've got the wrong idea! |
(0:13:40.37) |
Kurage Aoba : Where have you been? |
(0:13:43.76) |
Kurage Aoba : Oh, Onee-cha— |
(0:13:47.44) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Kurage! |
(0:13:48.93) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : Run! |
(0:13:50.01) |
Mia Christoph : Kagura, my brush. |
(0:14:06.89) |
Kagura Baldwin : Yes, Mia-san. |
(0:14:08.51) |
Kagura Baldwin : Mia-san, what is this? |
(0:14:12.58) |
Mia Christoph : It's read "Yamato nadeshiko." |
(0:14:15.40) |
Mia Christoph : It's a title granted to true gentlewomen who live stalwartly |
(0:14:17.95) |
Mia Christoph : in the tumultuous industry of voice acting. |
(0:14:21.40) |
Kagura Baldwin : Oh... |
(0:14:24.09) |
Mia Christoph : We should strive to be like her. |
(0:14:25.84) |
Mia Christoph : What's all this noise? |
(0:14:29.92) |
Mia Christoph : Wh-What's going o— |
(0:14:37.64) |
Mia Christoph : Who is this guy?! |
(0:14:43.96) |
Kagura Baldwin : Oh, my. |
(0:14:44.93) |
Mia Christoph : Move! Get off of me! |
(0:14:45.64) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I must resolve this misunderstanding... |
(0:14:47.14) |
Mia Christoph : Kagura, don't just watch! Help me! |
(0:14:48.51) |
Kagura Baldwin : Hilarious. |
(0:14:50.91) |
Mia Christoph : This is hardly a laughing matter! |
(0:14:52.65) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Was that Mia's voice? |
(0:14:56.76) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : What should we do? The ghost is claiming more victims. |
(0:14:58.92) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : And we left Kurage behind! |
(0:15:02.81) |
Yuzuki Aoba : It seemed to ignore Kurage. |
(0:15:04.92) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : Then why is it coming after us? |
(0:15:07.34) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : What makes us different from Kurage? |
(0:15:10.76) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Different? |
(0:15:13.14) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : That ghost is a total perv! |
(0:15:15.51) |
Yuzuki Aoba : If he was a real ghost, that drop kick would've passed right through him. |
(0:15:25.75) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm sure they'll understand once I talk to them. |
(0:15:30.59) |
Akemitsu Akagami : No, wait. I... |
(0:15:46.24) |
Akemitsu Akagami : She really is cute, damn it. |
(0:15:50.81) |
Kiki : A pervert? Now that's just perfect. |
(0:16:00.93) |
Kiki : So he was under the impression that this place was the temple his uncle referred him to. |
(0:16:04.07) |
Kiki : And when you saw his stole, |
(0:16:08.40) |
Yuzuki Aoba : you thought the monk you were supposed to meet came a day early. |
(0:16:10.83) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Yes. |
(0:16:15.28) |
Kiki : Now who's responsible for this? |
(0:16:16.89) |
Yuzuki Aoba : You
forgot to tell me someone was coming to the temple. |
(0:16:19.80) |
Kiki : And you
mistook him for the man you're meeting. |
(0:16:24.76) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I didn't think I'd need to look at his photo! |
(0:16:27.60) |
Kiki : His uncle's partially to blame, too. |
(0:16:31.97) |
Kiki : He told his nephew to come here without realizing it'd been converted to a nunnery. |
(0:16:33.97) |
Akemitsu Akagami : A nunnery? |
(0:16:39.54) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I-I know it was a misunderstanding, |
(0:16:41.98) |
Yuzuki Aoba : but I'm truly sorry about the drop kick and palm heel strike! |
(0:16:44.36) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Don't worry about that. |
(0:16:48.91) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Who are these people? |
(0:16:51.33) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Well, you know, even if it was an accident, |
(0:16:54.51) |
Yuzuki Aoba : there are some things a lady should never do. |
(0:16:56.83) |
Kiki : Okay, why don't we do this? |
(0:16:59.62) |
Kiki : We'll agree you're both at fault, and he'll train here as a monk for a while. |
(0:17:01.92) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : Are you serious, Kiki-san? |
(0:17:09.13) |
Yuzuki Aoba : This is a nunnery. |
(0:17:11.08) |
Kiki : Just take down the sign that says men aren't allowed. |
(0:17:13.09) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Just like that? |
(0:17:15.82) |
Kiki : Are you saying you don't want a man around for free labor? |
(0:17:17.47) |
Yuzuki Aoba : B-But... |
(0:17:27.23) |
Kiki : I want to take it easy. |
(0:17:28.51) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : I'm sure you do, but... |
(0:17:30.25) |
Kiki : Don't fight it, you two. |
(0:17:32.43) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Huh? Are things starting to go my way? |
(0:17:35.63) |
Mia Christoph : You expect us to live with this man? |
(0:17:38.24) |
Kagura Baldwin : Put that away. |
(0:17:40.60) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : You're in danger, too, Kiki-san! |
(0:17:42.24) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : He's boob-obsessed! |
(0:17:44.62) |
Kiki : Oh? Let's see. |
(0:17:46.70) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : Don't test him! |
(0:17:49.00) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Do you know what he said to me?! |
(0:17:51.17) |
Yuzuki Aoba : H-He said he lo... loves... loaaah! |
(0:17:53.52) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Um... I appreciate the offer, but... |
(0:18:00.89) |
Kiki : Are you sure? |
(0:18:07.36) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Yes. I wouldn't want to cause any more trouble. |
(0:18:09.31) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Besides... |
(0:18:12.07) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I doubt she remembers our first meeting. |
(0:18:16.47) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Goodbye. |
(0:18:22.34) |
Kurage Aoba : Yuzuki-oneechan. |
(0:18:30.32) |
Kurage Aoba : Nyagosuke says it's too bad. |
(0:18:32.65) |
Kurage Aoba : I don't think he's a bad person. |
(0:18:36.17) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Maybe you're right. |
(0:18:40.92) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I missed the last one. |
(0:18:44.31) |
Akemitsu Akagami : What am I doing? |
(0:18:48.87) |
Akemitsu Akagami : What am I going to do now? |
(0:18:52.28) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Really, what are
you going to do? |
(0:18:55.30) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I knew it. |
(0:19:02.80) |
Yuzuki Aoba : This place is way out in the country, so the buses stop running early. |
(0:19:05.10) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I-Is there something else you need? |
(0:19:13.57) |
Akemitsu Akagami : What? |
(0:19:22.68) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I mean, we both made mistakes that caused trouble for each other, |
(0:19:24.43) |
Yuzuki Aoba : and our place has a lot of space, given that it's a temple. |
(0:19:28.94) |
Yuzuki Aoba : You still can't live here, though. |
(0:19:32.03) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I'll convince the others, okay? |
(0:19:35.54) |
Akemitsu Akagami : At least I'm a good judge of character. |
(0:19:39.59) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Thank you. |
(0:19:43.98) |
Akemitsu Akagami : But I'll do what I can on my own for a bit longer. |
(0:19:45.98) |
Yuzuki Aoba : I see. |
(0:19:50.96) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I don't want her to become a reason for me to run away. |
(0:19:52.48) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Anyway, I was so surprised today. |
(0:19:56.59) |
Yuzuki Aoba : How could you say that as soon as we met? |
(0:20:00.44) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm sorry. I hope you can forget about that. |
(0:20:02.30) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Forget? That's awful in its own way, too. |
(0:20:04.68) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Sorry. |
(0:20:09.01) |
Yuzuki Aoba : We've only met twice, and you're already asking me to marry you. |
(0:20:10.86) |
Akemitsu Akagami : She remembered. |
(0:20:14.90) |
Yuzuki Aoba : What kind of joke is that? |
(0:20:17.10) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Huh? |
(0:20:24.16) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Wait... You were
joking, right? |
(0:20:26.16) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Um... |
(0:20:31.87) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Y-Yes? |
(0:20:32.97) |
Akemitsu Akagami : My name... |
(0:20:34.84) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Your name? |
(0:20:36.69) |
Akemitsu Akagami : My name is Akagami Akemitsu. |
(0:20:38.76) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Oh, right. I hadn't gotten your name yet. |
(0:20:42.72) |
Yuzuki Aoba : We're really rushing through things, aren't we? |
(0:20:46.71) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Nice to meet you. I'm Aoba Yuzuki. |
(0:20:57.16) |
Akemitsu Akagami : Nice to meet you. |
(0:21:02.58) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Wait... Akagami? |
(0:21:06.28) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Not... that
Akagami? |
(0:21:09.41) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I promise I'll do everything in my power |
(0:21:15.67) |
Akemitsu Akagami : to repay the 20 million yen my father owes you! |
(0:21:19.04) |
Akemitsu Akagami : I'm terribly sorry! |
(0:21:22.42) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Okay, okay. Down, girl. |
(0:21:25.31) |
Tsukuyo Aoba : I can't believe he's the son of the guy |
(0:21:28.06) |
Yuzuki Aoba : Listen, everyone. |
(0:21:34.04) |
Yuzuki Aoba : He can't possibly repay that amount right away, |
(0:21:36.14) |
Yuzuki Aoba : but we can't just let him off the hook. |
(0:21:39.21) |
Yuzuki Aoba : So let's come up with a humane way for him to repay us. |
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Kagura Baldwin : Raise your hands to vote. |
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Tsukuyo Aoba : Slave trade. |
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Mia Christoph : Organ trade. |
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Kurage Aoba : Wouldn't it be best to sell his dignity? |
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Kurage Aoba : I bet he'd be able to work for a long, long time. |
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Yuzuki Aoba : Kurage, what are you talking about? |
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Yuzuki Aoba : In any case, after much thought, |
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Yuzuki Aoba : we've decided you'll repay us with your body. |
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Akemitsu Akagami : What? |
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Kurage Aoba : Begin by removing your clothes. |
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Tsukuyo Aoba : Why? |
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Kurage Aoba : Akagami-san will remove his clothes, too. |
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Tsukuyo Aoba : Why? |
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Kurage Aoba : It'll go in once it's wet. |
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Tsukuyo Aoba : Why?! |
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Kurage Aoba : Being pervy isn't a bad thing. |
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